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Originally posted by trancebrat Exactly! He browses the forums and I wouldn't want him having to read about my past sexual experiences. I know that I wouldn't want to read about his. It would definitely be disrepectful.

of course you wouldn't...i KNOW terry was a wild man!!!

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Originally posted by Floorfiller of course you wouldn't...i KNOW terry was a wild man!!!

No lambs

hey those lambs are very life like

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Originally posted by Floorfiller hey those lambs are very life like

Entirely too much information. Thank you for taking away the visual of ******* and replacing it with one of you and Mrs. Lamb of Love. Or would it be Mr.?


J/K!

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Originally posted by prolikewhoa what a dumb whore. i'll play HALO with you.

He'll lay down, and you'll blow the hell out of him?

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Originally posted by EyesOfExtasy WOW! This thread is still alive! So is the topic Halo now. I suck I am a body bag in Halo.

no...things you've bought at the sex shop...GO!!!

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Originally posted by USMC_Greg He'll lay down, and you'll blow the hell out of him?

ummmmm...

anyway...back to sex shop stories...

my friends and i do this thing on valentine's day called secret cupid, exactly like secret santa. i drew the name of one of my friends who is kinda known for her....sensuality. i thought it'd be funny to buy her a vibrator, so my best friend and i went to condom sense, and were looking at vibrators...and we kinda looked at eachother and were like "do you want one?" and i was like "yeah, kind of...do you?" and she said yes...so we ended up walking up to the cash register w/ 3 vibrators...the clerk just kinda smiled and said "you girls planning a party?" hey...they DID say 'party all night'....

and i'm spent...

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Originally posted by prolikewhoa ummmmm... anyway...back to sex shop stories... my friends and i do this thing on valentine's day called secret cupid, exactly like secret santa. i drew the name of one of my friends who is kinda known for her....sensuality. i thought it'd be funny to buy her a vibrator, so my best friend and i went to condom sense, and were looking at vibrators...and we kinda looked at eachother and were like "do you want one?" and i was like "yeah, kind of...do you?" and she said yes...so we ended up walking up to the cash register w/ 3 vibrators...the clerk just kinda smiled and said "you girls planning a party?" hey...they DID say 'party all night'.... and i'm spent...

webcam pics of said vibrator plz

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Originally posted by prolikewhoa ummmmm... anyway...back to sex shop stories... my friends and i do this thing on valentine's day called secret cupid, exactly like secret santa. i drew the name of one of my friends who is kinda known for her....sensuality. i thought it'd be funny to buy her a vibrator, so my best friend and i went to condom sense, and were looking at vibrators...and we kinda looked at eachother and were like "do you want one?" and i was like "yeah, kind of...do you?" and she said yes...so we ended up walking up to the cash register w/ 3 vibrators...the clerk just kinda smiled and said "you girls planning a party?" hey...they DID say 'party all night'.... and i'm spent...

I believe this naive question shouldn't exist at all but: what's the 3rd vibrator for?

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Originally posted by Delay Llama I believe this naive question shouldn't exist at all but: what's the 3rd vibrator for?

3 girls = 3 vibrators.

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i went as "moral support" for a pretty damn hot friend of mine to a club x store so we could get her a vibrator - this girl was 16 at the time (i was 18) and whilst she was a fucking hot girl i knew she was also a virgin and quite a prude when it came to talking about sex, which at the age of 18 was of course my favourite subject. we went in and she lost all form of inhibition and was like "i want this, no i want this... CROTCHLESS PANTIES!!!" etc etc. she ended up leaving the store after having bought a 10" and quite chunky vibrator that also glowed in the dark (she has a uv light in her room )

so afterwards we're driving back to her place down a main street during peak hour in a VERY hyped up mood and she whips the fucking thing out and starts hitting me with it. i was trying to concentrate on my driving and also going "wtf theres people all over the place" we ended up driving past a high school and stopping right in front of a bus stop full of kids and she decides to put the fucking thing on the dashboard for all to see... so here i am in my car in stop start traffic in front of a fucking high school with an 10" glow in the dark (and very lifelike) chunky ass vibrator buzzing around on my dash. i did the only thing i could think of and grabbed said vibrator and wedged it down between her thighs (no penetration of course) - then her giggles became even MORE squeely lmfao and the traffic started moving again and i had to concentrate on the road again... fucking pissed myself all the way back to her house haha