Meh, if it smells bad i just urinate in their mouth when they are returning the favour.

THEY LOOK LIKE THEY ARE EATING A LEMON ROFL

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Originally posted by DJ Robby Rox I've never had a problem with FLs tech support till this day. (I've actually never used it till this day)

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Originally posted by floyd741 i think echosystm is a pretty cool guy. eh pwns robby rox and doesn't afraid of anything.

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Originally posted by -=M=- i went as "moral support" for a pretty damn hot friend of mine to a club x store so we could get her a vibrator - this girl was 16 at the time (i was 18) and whilst she was a fucking hot girl i knew she was also a virgin and quite a prude when it came to talking about sex, which at the age of 18 was of course my favourite subject. we went in and she lost all form of inhibition and was like "i want this, no i want this... CROTCHLESS PANTIES!!!" etc etc. she ended up leaving the store after having bought a 10" and quite chunky vibrator that also glowed in the dark (she has a uv light in her room ) so afterwards we're driving back to her place down a main street during peak hour in a VERY hyped up mood and she whips the fucking thing out and starts hitting me with it. i was trying to concentrate on my driving and also going "wtf theres people all over the place" we ended up driving past a high school and stopping right in front of a bus stop full of kids and she decides to put the fucking thing on the dashboard for all to see... so here i am in my car in stop start traffic in front of a fucking high school with an 10" glow in the dark (and very lifelike) chunky ass vibrator buzzing around on my dash. i did the only thing i could think of and grabbed said vibrator and wedged it down between her thighs (no penetration of course) - then her giggles became even MORE squeely lmfao and the traffic started moving again and i had to concentrate on the road again... fucking pissed myself all the way back to her house haha

ahahaha

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Originally posted by DJ Robby Rox I've never had a problem with FLs tech support till this day. (I've actually never used it till this day)

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Originally posted by floyd741 i think echosystm is a pretty cool guy. eh pwns robby rox and doesn't afraid of anything.

I had a boyfriend that was somewhat a newb when it came to sex stores so I took him in and walked him around and showed him stuff and he kept asking what stuff was and I told him and the store was rather large but empty, there was some porn playing on the tv in the background and shit but it wasnt loud. Then I had realized that the owner of the shop was sort of following us and trying not be seen and he had been listening to our conversations to whole time. When I finally walked over to him at the register he asked me if I wanted a job working there since I was so knowledgeable and experienced. I just kinda laughed and we paid for our stuff and left. He was still watching us on the way out.

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*waits for seventil's story*

Remember the girl that asked me to play darts? Well....

She got sick the next day so we didn't hang out until yesterday. So 7AM, after work, we meet out in the plaza here. The pool is closed, but the hottub is open. So, I suggest we go lay in the sun and go in the hottub. She's like Yeah!... So I think to myself cool, the girl is somewhat open minded and spontaneous...

So we're sitting there, and she's a pretty talkative girl, and we're in the hottub with a couple other guys (welcome to the sausagefest that is my life) and she's chatting it up. My admiration quickly turns to annoyance... but hey, she may just be being friendly.

We get out and we're laying together (I'd seen her before in a bikini so no suprises - she's pretty hot. Not marriage material, but for here, big score) ... er, anyway... I am consistantly trying to make some intelligent conversation, just getting to know her...

Bad idea.

So I got to know her. I think I hate her. Every question I asked her turned into her talking about how spoiled she was growing up or how she's a daddy's girl.

Example:

Me: "So, if you could be any place right now... where would you be?"

Her: "Hmmm.. I guess I'd be on an island, a resort or something. My Dad used to take us to the beach all the time when we were kids. I was so spoiled! (3rd time) My brothers would always get in trouble but not me! Blah blah blah...

So it's to the point now where people nearby that can listen are actually laughing at this girls deluded sense of self-importance.

We get out of there. We go start drinking... and she won't stop talking about how she's cool with the bartenders here and she can drink as much as she wants for free.

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Pausing the story for a moment:

With the facts above - Did I or did I not sleep with her? I want to know what you guys think.

the fact that you stopped to ask that question probably means that you did.

I hope not.

i'm guessing you slept with her HAHAHAHAAH!!!


but i agree with orbax...

Pussy is pussy whether it talks or not...

-Clovis

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Originally posted by ******** Seplling don't demonstrate intelligence and educatoin - knowing does.

i can't wait till my ex starts dating morons like that and realizes what he lost.




my guess is that you easily could have slept with her but didn't.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone