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On Fridays I got for "a pint" after work in the next town on my way home from work... this is what happens when you've been drinking:
1. You gatecrash a manager from your works leaving do and tell them all (inc. your actual manager) exactly what you think of them.
2. You end up staying out at said party, starting at 3.30pm.
3. End up in a nightclub at 2pm blatently not home.
4. Reach behind the bar pick up a pint glass and pour your own pint.
5. Nearly end up scrapping with a Faroese ship captain (with a mustache and so on) who you tell your work mates "that bastard was coming onto me".
6. Buy shitty chips.
7. Attempt to buy can of coke from vending machine...loose money and deside to deposit left over chips in vending machine to alert service personnel to your disdain in lieu of a formal complaint form for lost monies.
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If you can read this, I'm seriously fucking bored.
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