chicks voices can be deceiving. theres a story behind that. moral: She wasnt as thin as she sounded.

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Originally posted by Orbax chicks voices can be deceiving. theres a story behind that. moral: She wasnt as thin as she sounded.

How does one sound thin?

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Originally posted by Ygrene I once saw Swamper peel off 4 or 5 $100 bills from a fat roll and say this to Donald Trump: "Go clean yourself up; you look like a bum.". And then he threw the bills right in Trump's face/hair! Then Swamper and his entourage of 30, who were all wearing TA monogramed Rolexes, left the room and flew to Hawaii for a few hours because Del wanted fresh coconut. To his defense, Trump didn't even really look like a bum.

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Originally posted by Masonious what would a mere woman know about stuff

absolutely nothing

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Originally posted by Ygrene I once saw Swamper peel off 4 or 5 $100 bills from a fat roll and say this to Donald Trump: "Go clean yourself up; you look like a bum.". And then he threw the bills right in Trump's face/hair! Then Swamper and his entourage of 30, who were all wearing TA monogramed Rolexes, left the room and flew to Hawaii for a few hours because Del wanted fresh coconut. To his defense, Trump didn't even really look like a bum.

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Originally posted by chimera66 How does one sound thin?

If youve ever seen the "Butt Out" episode of south park with Rob Reiner, thats how you sound "fat".

She sounded hot what can I say. Humans talk to thousands of humans over their lives and theyve subconsciously identified tonal qualities I assume. She sounded thin. and...ahhh...yeah...

Ive never bene so let down in my life. Not even after going to college. Chicks, send CURRENT pictures of you if youve only talked on IM or phone. It is NOT fair because each guy secretly hopes that hes that 1/1000000000000 dude wholl get the rich model who drinks and plays video games and is brilliant and a nympho.

So unless you want awkward blind dates, either give height and weight and fat% or send a picture of you full body wearing revealing clothes.


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Originally posted by chimera66 absolutely nothing

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Originally posted by Orbax If youve ever seen the "Butt Out" episode of south park with Rob Reiner, thats how you sound "fat". She sounded hot what can I say. Humans talk to thousands of humans over their lives and theyve subconsciously identified tonal qualities I assume. She sounded thin. and...ahhh...yeah... Ive never bene so let down in my life. Not even after going to college. Chicks, send CURRENT pictures of you if youve only talked on IM or phone. It is NOT fair because each guy secretly hopes that hes that 1/1000000000000 dude wholl get the rich model who drinks and plays video games and is brilliant and a nympho. So unless you want awkward blind dates, either give height and weight and fat% or send a picture of you full body wearing revealing clothes. Men for an honest america alliance MFAHAA

Don't remember that episode. I can see how someone can sound extremely obese (trouble breathing,etc) but that's pretty much about it. Maybe I'm not that perceptive. As for body fat percentages that's hilarious. Anyhow imo meeting randoms on the internet and going on blind dates with them seems like a bad idea, they could not only look different than expected but most importantly they could be crazy...fat > crazy

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Originally posted by Ygrene I once saw Swamper peel off 4 or 5 $100 bills from a fat roll and say this to Donald Trump: "Go clean yourself up; you look like a bum.". And then he threw the bills right in Trump's face/hair! Then Swamper and his entourage of 30, who were all wearing TA monogramed Rolexes, left the room and flew to Hawaii for a few hours because Del wanted fresh coconut. To his defense, Trump didn't even really look like a bum.

well this was a friend of a friend of a friend.

the friends friend knew me, thought i was cute and told HER friend.

and yeah that episode had him breathing really hard and talking all weird to be fat

so we talked for like a year then went snowboarding on a very depressing date where I didnt talk.

at the end she asked "am I reallllly different than I seemed online?"

I said youre probably talking about me...sorry im just really tired lol

^^^well I find it hard being social while snowboarding, probably because I suck at it BUT wow that must have been awkward

Lesson - Don't trust friends of friends.

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Originally posted by Ygrene I once saw Swamper peel off 4 or 5 $100 bills from a fat roll and say this to Donald Trump: "Go clean yourself up; you look like a bum.". And then he threw the bills right in Trump's face/hair! Then Swamper and his entourage of 30, who were all wearing TA monogramed Rolexes, left the room and flew to Hawaii for a few hours because Del wanted fresh coconut. To his defense, Trump didn't even really look like a bum.

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Originally posted by chimera66 ^^^well I find it hard being social while snowboarding, probably because I suck at it BUT wow that must have been awkward Lesson - Don't trust friends of friends.

it's really not that hard to be social..that's what the lifts are for! heheh and the gondolas hehe and the tree runs in the backcountry..it's quite calming to sit in the snow with a girl and like do the snow thing hahah

i love snowboarding, one of the best things i've ever learned to do in my life, hands down!

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I wish I liked snowboarding. When I think of snowboarding I think about falling HARD, twisting my knee multiple times and turning one bone into three and subsequently ruining my last semester in college...after breaking my right arm I was done.

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Originally posted by Ygrene I once saw Swamper peel off 4 or 5 $100 bills from a fat roll and say this to Donald Trump: "Go clean yourself up; you look like a bum.". And then he threw the bills right in Trump's face/hair! Then Swamper and his entourage of 30, who were all wearing TA monogramed Rolexes, left the room and flew to Hawaii for a few hours because Del wanted fresh coconut. To his defense, Trump didn't even really look like a bum.

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Originally posted by chimera66 I wish I liked snowboarding. When I think of snowboarding I think about falling HARD, twisting my knee multiple times and turning one bone into three and subsequently ruining my last semester in college...after breaking my right arm I was done.

true - well i too have my battle scars yea =) sall good though, gotta live it to do it right...i've had some bad spills myself, unconscious once, got lost in some deep thick backcountry powder..all of that fun stuff! i agree its not the easiest to pick up, but once you do..it's all gravy from there hehe

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