One of the funniest threads i've read. and as someone said earlier i luv myself once or twice a week. Not really a schedule sometimes less!!

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Originally posted by JM eh... i have sex. burns more calories too so i stay fit. >JM<

Whaaatt.. you broke Bush's law of Abstinance!!

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Originally posted by lücid two words: removable showerhead. i can't cum standing up. so if the showerhead isn't removable, like on a hose, i gotta lay down. i have a female friend who masturbates at least once a day AT WORK, and then at least once when she goes home... and she still has insane amounts of sex w/ her boyfriend. they're both freaks. i also know of guys using massage devices (like those ones you get to relax your sore muscles) to make themselves cum. pretty much equivalent to the idea of a woman using a vibrator. as for me, the frequency of my masturbation directly corresponds to the frequency of my sexual encounters. the more i get it, the more i want it. which recently equals out to about once every one or two days. there's my TMI post for the day.

well isn't that special

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Originally posted by lücid two words: removable showerhead. i can't cum standing up. so if the showerhead isn't removable, like on a hose, i gotta lay down. i have a female friend who masturbates at least once a day AT WORK, and then at least once when she goes home... and she still has insane amounts of sex w/ her boyfriend. they're both freaks. i also know of guys using massage devices (like those ones you get to relax your sore muscles) to make themselves cum. pretty much equivalent to the idea of a woman using a vibrator. as for me, the frequency of my masturbation directly corresponds to the frequency of my sexual encounters. the more i get it, the more i want it. which recently equals out to about once every one or two days. there's my TMI post for the day.

lucid i've never felt so close to you

6-8 times a week. but then again, i'm not getting any

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philippe - In MEXICO says: ur the most clever pothead i know philippe - In MEXICO says: u deserve a fucking medal

is anyone interested in hearing about my masturbation habits

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Originally posted by prolikewhoa 6-8 times a week. but then again, i'm not getting any

There's always your parrot love aaarrrrr!! Theyd be maken good dildos those feathered vermons do.

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Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ There's always your parrot love aaarrrrr!! Theyd be maken good dildos those feathered vermons do.

everybody knows tis de peg leg she fances arrghhh

actually i just have a vibrator haha sorry guys.

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philippe - In MEXICO says: ur the most clever pothead i know philippe - In MEXICO says: u deserve a fucking medal

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Originally posted by prolikewhoa actually i just have a vibrator haha sorry guys.

aaaaaaaaaaarrrghhhhhh!!!!!

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ummm... lol

shouldn't you all be masturbating instead of wasting your time posting?

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