granted, but now everything you have to do has had the time limit extended by 1000 times.

i wish i could have multiple orgasms.

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Originally posted by Nell granted, but now everything you have to do has had the time limit extended by 1000 times. i wish i could have multiple orgasms.

Granted, but you lose your penis in an unspeakably absurd posting accident.

I wish I didnt have so much school work to do today.

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Originally posted by tribu Granted, but you lose your penis in an unspeakably absurd posting accident. I wish I didnt have so much school work to do today.

granted, but now you failed out.

I wish I had a Saleen S7.

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Originally posted by Dirk W. granted, but now you failed out. I wish I had a Saleen S7.

Granted, unfortunately a 1:24 replica is all you can get.

I wish my thesis gets approved/

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Granted, after you perform special 'favors' for the professor(s) approving said thesis.

I wish TATW is good tonight.

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Orbital - Funny Break (Weekend Raver's remix)

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Originally posted by Gholy Host Granted, after you perform special 'favors' for the professor(s) approving said thesis. I wish TATW is good tonight.

granted BUT the streams r fucked up for ever....

i wish i could film a movie about EDM-scene and the clubbers' life!

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Originally posted by Gholy Host Granted, after you perform special 'favors' for the professor(s) approving said thesis. I wish TATW is good tonight.

granted, but your internet connection goes down 2 minutes into the show.

i wish i could fly.

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Originally posted by Nell granted, but your internet connection goes down 2 minutes into the show. i wish i could fly.

granted, but you're blind.

I wish I was invisible.

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Originally posted by Dirk W. granted, but you're blind. I wish I was invisible.

Granted, but you're mute.

I wish it will snow on Xmas.

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Originally posted by Gholy Host I wish it will snow on Xmas.

Granted, but it won't snow wherever you are


I wish I was the President of France

Granted, but you get convicted for your involvement in the Oil for Food program.

I pwish I would hook up with this girl when I go to her house to work on a group project today. And she doesnt give me and STD. Or get pregnant. Or reveal herself to be a man. Or want to put on a strap on and fuck me in the ass.

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Originally posted by tribu I pwish I would hook up with this girl when I go to her house to work on a group project today. And she doesnt give me and STD. Or get pregnant. Or reveal herself to be a man. Or want to put on a strap on and fuck me in the ass.

Granted, but she wasn't born a chick


I wish I could marry Miss Northern Ireland in the other thread, kthxpissoff