OMFG.. I've never laughed so hard in my life... this thread is a classic.

for me it would be...

"Why dont you get some peanut butter and i'll give you head"
(long story short, the head still sucked *no pun intended*)

OR

"Let me give you head while you drive"
-somehow I turned that down... and I have no idea why.....

SPeaking of head while you drive...

im drunk

so i have this crazy stupid story to confess...

one time my former GF was giving me head while driving...

oh man, im laughing just typing this. Never have i spoken of this hahahaha

ok anywayz....

she's down there, giving me head. im driving her home.

things are feeling good. Im relax..

relaxed enough to FART!

i ripped a silent one and didnt know. It flowed out smoothly.

perfection.


i didnt know until i hear her sniffing followed by a "NASTY!!!"

upon which the blow job ended and i was embarrassed like a mutha.

otherwise- yeah, i rock

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lol

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Originally posted by callme I've always meant to ask this....who the fuck are you? I mean i have never heard of you or the 5 friends you have on your myspace. Official info : chokeonit

Javi...





It is a good thing you are hot!!!!!!!!!!!


Cuz otherwise... i would you for doing that!!!!


hehehehehehhehe......

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Originally posted by Mr. Pink SPeaking of head while you drive... im drunk so i have this crazy stupid story to confess... one time my former GF was giving me head while driving... oh man, im laughing just typing this. Never have i spoken of this hahahaha ok anywayz.... she's down there, giving me head. im driving her home. things are feeling good. Im relax.. relaxed enough to FART! i ripped a silent one and didnt know. It flowed out smoothly. perfection. i didnt know until i hear her sniffing followed by a "NASTY!!!" upon which the blow job ended and i was embarrassed like a mutha. otherwise- yeah, i rock

thats teh pure definition of a SBD.


Nice work.

oh man, there was a rumor going around back in high school that this guy farted while getting head, and the chick pucked up all over his penis hhahaha


and WTF why did you turn down road head!!????

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Originally posted by ThomBizznitch Javi... It is a good thing you are hot!!!!!!!!!!!

why thank you, sweetness.

dont tell your husband you think im hot tho, he will step on me.

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Originally posted by Mr. Pink SPeaking of head while you drive... im drunk so i have this crazy stupid story to confess... one time my former GF was giving me head while driving... oh man, im laughing just typing this. Never have i spoken of this hahahaha ok anywayz.... she's down there, giving me head. im driving her home. things are feeling good. Im relax.. relaxed enough to FART! i ripped a silent one and didnt know. It flowed out smoothly. perfection. i didnt know until i hear her sniffing followed by a "NASTY!!!" upon which the blow job ended and i was embarrassed like a mutha. otherwise- yeah, i rock

HAHAH it would be like
"ohhh yerrr baby I think im gonna cum .....yerrr ...oh yerrr **thwwaaarpphhhss!!!!!**"

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At my girlfriend's house about a week before Xmas last year, not doing much one afternoon other than chatting with her parents and the like. My girlfriend says to her Mum, 'We're going upstairs to wrap some presents' and so I go upstairs with wrapping presents on my mind and she shuts her bedroom door and then starts taking my clothes off Caught me completely by surprise....that was hot

This year she is staying at my house and I don't plan on doing much wrapping before she arrives

Ok...ok... on a serious note... the hottest thing I heard from a girl:

"wanna do it?" there I said it! am I hot or what??? huh huh??? I RULE! YEAH!

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Originally posted by CynepMeH Ok...ok... on a serious note... the hottest thing I heard from a girl: "wanna do it?" there I said it! am I hot or what??? huh huh??? I RULE! YEAH!

im sure she was refering to doing something sexual