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Originally posted by ThomBizznitch Arturo is "The #1 Pimp Daddy"???? Dark Angel is "The Sluts for Hire Pimp"!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahah

Dark Angel needs some sluts.....


anyone willing to be a slut for hire?????


all inquiries directed to DA... just pm him!!!











he doesn't pay that well

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Originally posted by ThomBizznitch Dark Angel needs some sluts..... anyone willing to be a slut for hire????? all inquiries directed to DA... just pm him!!! he doesn't pay that well

Future sluts for hire please note:

pay is based on number of trix turned in one night-
you must not wear underwear-
you must wear a very short skirt with tall slutty boots-
your top must be no more than pasties (preferably those with tassles)-
keep makeup to a maximum and red lipstick is a must-
if you are fat, don't worry about inquiring... you won't make enough money for him-
if you have large breasts, you will automatically make more money-
if you have small breasts, get implants!-
nipple, belly button, and other body jewelry is ok-
fingernails and toenails must be painted red (the men love it)-


if you do not follow these rules, you will face the wrath of DA... and from what I hear it is not pretty!!!

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Originally posted by ThomBizznitch Future sluts for hire please note: pay is based on number of trix turned in one night- you must not wear underwear- you must wear a very short skirt with tall slutty boots- your top must be no more than pasties (preferably those with tassles)- keep makeup to a maximum and red lipstick is a must- if you are fat, don't worry about inquiring... you won't make enough money for him- if you have large breasts, you will automatically make more money- if you have small breasts, get implants!- nipple, belly button, and other body jewelry is ok- fingernails and toenails must be painted red (the men love it)- if you do not follow these rules, you will face the wrath of DA... and from what I hear it is not pretty!!!

Damn woman, are you trying to kill me??????

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Originally posted by DarkAngel Damn woman, are you trying to kill me??????

no.... read your sig beatch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

am i finding that it may actually be possible???????


hahahahhahahahahahahahha

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Originally posted by ThomBizznitch no.... read your sig beatch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i am finding that it may actually be possible??????? hahahahhahahahahahahahha

LOLLLL Nevah!!!!


But you do have me

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Originally posted by DarkAngel LOLLLL Nevah!!!! But you do have me

was it the pasties or the no underwear rule ????


hahahahahhahahahhahahahhaahahaha

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Originally posted by ThomBizznitch was it the pasties or the no underwear rule ???? hahahahahhahahahhahahahhaahahaha

All of it!!!!

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Originally posted by DarkAngel All of it!!!!

heh....




it seems as though we may need to start a thread of the

Slut's for Hire

so you get a slightly better response.....



hahahahahaahahha

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Originally posted by ThomBizznitch heh.... it seems as though we may need to start a thread of the Slut's for Hire so you get a slightly better response..... hahahahahaahahha

LOLLLLLLL!!!!!!!




It'd be fun, but what girls would be crazy enough to work for me?!?!?

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Originally posted by DarkAngel LOLLLLLLL!!!!!!! It'd be fun, but what girls would be crazy enough to work for me?!?!?

broke ones who like to have sex.... maybe...



hahahhahahahahahahaha