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LMAO Make sure u save some for GK Dave  
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Love the Angry Eybrows!
Taken from Mr. Jules Plees's Blog. A certain Entry i Lurv!!
Muscle Marys - an insight.
I did this in a thread about 3 years ago. Saw the actual guy i spoke to in the interview, and it reminded me of this lil' thread, so here it is.
Muscle Mary's - an insight.
Muscle Mary's are right up there with trashbags as another of the wierd and whacky races of peoPLe in dance music. I still dont understand the reasons for getting so pumped up on roids that you look like you are going to burst. But then to take it further to inflict this pain of a bright red, bubbly body on everyone else.
So heres the go. I used to work in a Leisure Centre. Part of my job was working as a gym instructor. In this time your fair shair of pumped up dudes. One guy, lets call him butch, was the exact epifany of a muscle mary. Big, solariumed, scarey mother****** - who could drown a small nation in his sweat. I found out he would go out and get on it once in a while, so i asked him a bout it.
This is real.
Q. So where do you go out man?
A. I love the big ones a QBH. Like Launch was sick a while back, they had Bexta on, music was okay, but man she had a skivvy on - mad tits. Viper room, is okay too, mad bitches in there. I just like hard farkin hard music - with the kick in it, you know? I love those Khuntz(djs) that pop it hard. Summadayze was mad too, i had 15 bikkies, by the end of it they were like lollies, i was just bumping through khuntz like they werent there, it was madt.
Q. Your ripped man, do you take your top off when you go out?
Yeah fukin oath. Why wouldnt you...?
Q. Why do you take your top off?
You should see it when i take it off and im rocking man. I walk through the crowds, they part like moses parted the sea. PeoPLe look at me like i am a God. I dont know if its the drugs they're on, or just cos im so ripped, but yeah man, peoPLe freak it at my size. They just cant believe how mad i look i guess.
Q. What do you do about sweat problems and stuff?
I dont really sweat that much. Doesnt really matter. (and hes right there standing in a massive pudle of sweat)
Q. Do you/or have you ever taken steriods?
Yeah, i cycle on and off every 3 months. Its good for the system that way.
So yeah i'm not a fan of the muscle mary look. I guess everyone is free to do what they want - its not really for me tho.
If you have to do it BRING A TOWELL AND SOME DEODERANT kaythxbi.
JPL
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Too old for this shit. But still luvin it
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You can use 'Van Dammage' slogan for your t-shirt with a nice sexy pic of the muscles from brussels to go with it LOLLLLLLLLLLL 
