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Originally posted by Aristronica how the fuck do you start drama in a sex positions thread?

Have I missed something? Compose yourself, please, you're overwrought over nothing.

Sex is serious biznaz.

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Originally posted by AlphaStarred Have I missed something? Compose yourself, please, you're overwrought over nothing.

no no not you, i originally missed the biznology post.

but - shit like that - completely unneccessary. we've just grown into some hateful mother******s. i'm sure i'm guilty too. but i am going to try to change. let's make it CORe, not FORe (flame out room).

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Originally posted by Frenchie Sex is serious biznaz.

is thuper cereal

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Originally posted by AlphaStarred Sex is overrated, too.

Is it fuck. Only people who are shit in the sack spew guff like this.

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Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike Is it fuck. Only people who are shit in the sack spew guff like this.

Only neurotic, dim-witted duffers feel the need to impose their outrageous, unfounded remarks. I'm quite content with my performance in the sack and had no females ever complain. Good try, all the same. And I've had great sex too, thanks.

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Originally posted by AlphaStarred Only neurotic, dim-witted duffers feel the need to impose their outrageous, unfounded remarks. I'm quite content with my performance in the sack and had no females ever complain. Good try, all the same. And I've had great sex too, thanks.

maybe they don't complain because they just want you to gtfo as soon as possible so they can finish the job properly with a toy

My favorite position is the one where my penis ends up in my wife's vagina. This happens approximately 3 times a month or so.

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Originally posted by AlphaStarred Only neurotic, dim-witted duffers feel the need to impose their outrageous, unfounded remarks. I'm quite content with my performance in the sack and had no females ever complain. Good try, all the same. And I've had great sex too, thanks.

look mom, it's irony!

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak maybe they don't complain because they just want you to gtfo as soon as possible so they can finish the job properly with a toy

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak maybe they don't complain because they just want you to gtfo as soon as possible so they can finish the job properly with a toy

It's hard for a girl to complain when she's ________


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