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On actual fetishes though, I do believe I have a thing for women who smoke.

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There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On On actual fetishes though, I do believe I have a thing for women who smoke.

I didn't think I had anything weird but it came to me in the middle of class about 2 hours ago:

I like to be rammed by a guy wearing a Santa Claus suit.
no joke lol

(please note the wording and the fact that, by popular request, I did not start the sentence with "my bf")

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Originally posted by Slylee oh well, different strokes different vaginas

Some dance to remember ~ Some dance to forget

Could be an older women thing though, I have always had that about me.

Smoking a cigarette is kind of like punctuating that you're mature... I know it's not true, but we're all attached to our little images and misgivings. It at least signifies that you don't give a shit, and what could be sexier than that?

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There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

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Originally posted by Ania_xox I like to be rammed by a guy wearing a Santa Claus suit. no joke lol

Is it because deep down you know he's always watching? TSSSsssss.

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There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

It has to be the kind of "I don't give a shit" that still gives a shit about personal hygiene though.

Oh of course. A person who can really seperate attitude from action is automatically attractive to me. I am sure it's hypocritical at some point, but who cares? Erections are justifications in themselves.

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There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

I agree Jenny.

you know what though, I have met some guys that like the greasy hair and dirty fingernails kinda thing

I recently spent the night with one of my best friends and we hadn't done anything together overnight in a loooong time, so I wonder if I just forgot how dirty she was.
We were crashing at our mutual friend's place and she literally took off her pants and climbed into bed. No shower, no washing off make-up, NO FUCKING BRUSHING TEETH. We had just come back from a concert too.

She's really sexy with huge tits and gets hit on all the time. I wonder what would happen if dudes could tell that she don't wash her poon-tang before bed. She didn't shower in the morning either.
*barfs*

I love her so I told her I think she's disgusting

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Originally posted by Slylee oh well, different strokes different vaginas

Some dance to remember ~ Some dance to forget

The worst (best??!?) part of those sorts of girls is they always leave a smell in your pillows/sheets long after they've left. Girl sweat can be divine, I don't care.

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There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

quote:

Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On Oh of course. A person who can really seperate attitude from action is automatically attractive to me. I am sure it's hypocritical at some point, but who cares? Erections are justifications in themselves.

It would have been way more funny had you said "boners". Lmao.