If theres anything out there with more drama than TA....



its Big Brother!



i fucking hate this show







If i wanted to watch senseless humour with a side of drama I'd watch "I survived a Japanese Gameshow"

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By Jessica Paff
August 12, 07:28 PM




This week, Big Brother 10 proved that while getting a rude awakening from a couple HGs in bandannas and silly hats can break the tension, it cannot cure pure crazy. Pure crazy will always win in the end.

But first, we review! Jerry lost respect for Dan, who took off his cross and went back on his word. America lost respect for Jerry as he repeatedly slurred Dan's religious beliefs and told him to burn in hell. Everyone else screamed at each about how they are all horrible people. I sat back and got to agree with them all. Michelle won HoH and Jerry advised she put up Dan, April advised she put up Libra, and Renny advised she put up April. But in the end, Michelle put up Keesha and Libra, because they took out Jessie.

Dan goes to comfort Keesha, who is crying while claiming to be pissed off. He tells her not to let Michelle see her cry as Libra comes into the room. Keesha points out that what really angers her is that April's key was pulled first and Libra agrees. In fact, Libra goes even further, to say she is not going to campaign against Keesha and that if that means she leaves, she just hopes they all get rid of April soon thereafter. Which means that she will be campaigning before the end of the hour. Meanwhile, Keesha goes up to the HoH room to talk to Michelle, who assures her that Libra is her target. Keesha asserts in the DR that she has dodged a bullet, because she is the one who orchestrated Jessie's eviction. The level of delusion we can see on reality television never ceases to astound!

The PoV picks leave us with Michelle, Keesha and Libra battling with Memphis, April and Jerry. Dan worries that Jerry is going to try and get him evicted, which is a safe bet with all the screaming and cross flinging Jerry's been doing. Jerry talks with April and Ollie and tells them that he thinks Dan is the biggest threat in the house, before he goes up to the HoH to talk to Michelle. He tells her that he suspects Dan is America's Player, adding that if he is, he's a scum bag. America, did Jerry just call you a scum bag?

The PoV Competition has the HGs bashing, chopping, and dicing onions, to fill a little jar around their neck (under their noses) and carrying it across the yard to 2 boxes: one for PoV and one Mystery Box. Whomever has the heaviest PoV box, gets it and the 2 HGs with the heaviest Mystery Boxes win prizes as well. Memphis concentrates nearly all of his energy on the Mystery Box and April halves hers between the boxes. The other players all vie for the PoV. When the boxes are weighed, Memphis and April win Mystery Boxes, and taking the house by surprise, Jerry wins the PoV.

Keesha and Libra both cry over not winning the PoV, while Jerry reminds us all that he's really really old. As for the Mystery Boxes, Memphis gets first pick and wins himself a dazzling onion necklace to wear for the next 24 hours. April, on the other hand, gets a personal stylist to put together 5 designer outfits for her to wear in the house and then take home. April tells us that it couldn't have happened to a better person, while Keesha resists the urge to punch her.

That night they get the feast that Michelle won for them. It seems to consist of wine, salad, steak and lobster. Frankly, none of it looks especially feast like to me, but I suppose after slop, Cap'n Crunch constitutes a feast. Keesha comes up with the brilliant idea of everyone saying something nice about someone else and by brilliant I mean idiotic. Memphis wins my temporary affections by shouting "Keesha is crazy!" and I whole heartedly agree.

But the rest of the HGs decide to give it a go and not wanting be the bad guy, Memphis tries to give a general toast by utterly butchering a string of cliches. Because nothing screams heartfelt sentiment by poorly reciting something you once read in Mixologist Monthly. He ends by telling people to shoot for the stars...or the sun...because you end up in the stars anyway. Yeah, tell that to Icarus. Renny gives accolades to Jerry for giving 110% and Dan tries to jump on her band wagon by telling Jerry that despite the last 48 hours, he genuinely meant everything he said to Jerry prior. Jerry hits the first sour note by telling Dan he treated him like a grandson and will therefore never forget how Dan betrayed him.

Keesha parrots Dan, by trying to tell April that she hates that they have had so many issues too, and Renny to crack that it was because they were both blond. Everyone laughs and Keesha says that she really wants to wear a designer dress, leading Libra to crack that the designer clothes are the only reason Keesha is being nice to April now. Everyone laughs more. Remember this - it will be important later. Ollie invites anyone who needs to speak with him to just ask, and Libra immediately takes him up on the offer. As in, right at that very moment. They go to the storage room and she starts sobbing about how hurt she was that he called her a "scallywag" the other night. Imagine if he had called her 'carpetbagger'! She somehow goes right from how hurt she was into how he should aim for Keesha. Let the campaigns begin!

Michelle calls Keesha up to the HoH room and tells her that at the dinner table, Libra said she was only being nice to April to get some designer clothes. You know, just like Keesha joked herself. However, now Keesha acts appalled. Michelle calls April in to back up her story, which she does, and then goes to get Libra herself. You see, Michelle wants to destroy the relationship between Keesha and Libra, because she thinks it will make them understand what they put Jessie through. Except that Jessie and Memphis weren't batsh*t insane.

Libra comes in and, predictably, all hell breaks loose. Libra asserts her words were a joke, which Keesha refuses to believe, so they all scream at each instead. Meanwhile, all the other HGs sit in the kitchen quietly eating the ice cream sundaes. Upstairs, they jump form designer dresses to Jessie's eviction, where Keesha suddenly accuses April of masterminding the entire thing by whispering "sweet nothings" in her ear. Which....what? April asks her what sweet nothings those were, and Keesha gets her crazy eyes on and just repeats that she whispered "whisperings" and then storms out of the room. Michelle follows her, both of the yelling at each other the whole way. Where do they find people who behave like this? Seriously?

Keesha asserts that April is driving her insane. I assert that it was a short trip, but Keesha isn't done yet. Without being able to name anything specific, she just rants and rails about how much she hates April and how fake she is. The comment that takes the cake, however, is when she cries that she's tired of mediating between crazy and crazier. The phrase "blind leading the blind" doesn't even begin to come close to covering it!

After all that nonsense, the PoV Ceremony could hardly hold a candle. Or so one would think. Both Libra and Keesha give speeches about how they don't expect Jerry to use the PoV on them because of their part in Jessie's eviction, which they take responsibility for. Meanwhile, everyone expects Jerry to use the PoV, especially as he launches into his own speech. He reminds Dan that in week two he claimed he would give up his religion before breaking his word, and therefore he will always be a Judas in his house. Yet, despite all that, Jerry opts not to use the PoV.


So, another week, another useless ceremony. Yet, I still hold out hope for a double elimination!

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Look at some of the comments about big brother...

ESP NOTE HOW MANY PPL COMMENT ON AND FIND JERRY'S ACTION DEPLORABLE!!!

The man is acting like SUCH a disgrace. Disgusting behaviour IMO.

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I have to say that I just start liking Renny more and more with each episode.she is a riot..she really wanted to take a drink of her wine during Memphis's speech and she really gave a nice speech to Jerry even though she is probably sick and tired of him and his Judas..You can't even compare Judas to Dan and that is just going way too far..I really want Renny to make the final two...The fight between Libra, Keesha, April and Michelle was extremely pointless even though entertaining...you can tell they were drunk...I do not want to see Libra successful in campaining against Keesha and since Keesha is more on everyones good side anyway I doubt that will happen...Jerry's speech was so uncalled for...I really hope Dan gets HoH and nominates Jerry...Jerry has got to go otherwise we'll have to deal with his Judas speeches over and over and over again...kinda wish he could go this week... Paul | Aug 12, 2008 8:02:05 PM | # I have to say that I just start liking Renny more and more with each episode.she is a riot..she really wanted to take a drink of her wine during Memphis's speech and she really gave a nice speech to Jerry even though she is probably sick and tired of him and his Judas..You can't even compare Judas to Dan and that is just going way too far..I really want Renny to make the final two...The fight between Libra, Keesha, April and Michelle was extremely pointless even though entertaining...you can tell they were drunk...I do not want to see Libra successful in campaining against Keesha and since Keesha is more on everyones good side anyway I doubt that will happen...Jerry's speech was so uncalled for...I really hope Dan gets HoH and nominates Jerry...Jerry has got to go otherwise we'll have to deal with his Judas speeches over and over and over again...kinda wish he could go this week... Paul | Aug 12, 2008 8:02:06 PM | # once again I apologize for the double post..really need to get a new computer... Paul | Aug 12, 2008 8:04:38 PM | # funniest thing i've heard from keesha yet..."i don't know what it is, but there's something in the fumes of the onion that makes you cry" (or something along those lines) - no shit, sherlock... jerry is really the worst though...total jerk..no point whatsoever to anything he says.. i was really wondering why libra and keesha even put any onions into the mystery box - would they not want the veto box to be more full?? note to jerry though: where i come from, they turn "old cows" into dog food... STILL LOVING RENNY!! | Aug 12, 2008 9:59:32 PM | # funniest thing i've heard from keesha yet..."i don't know what it is, but there's something in the fumes of the onion that makes you cry" (or something along those lines) - no shit, sherlock... jerry is really the worst though...total jerk..no point whatsoever to anything he says.. i was really wondering why libra and keesha even put any onions into the mystery box - would they not want the veto box to be more full?? note to jerry though: where i come from, they turn "old cows" into dog food... STILL LOVING RENNY!! Kelley | Aug 12, 2008 10:00:31 PM | # I also caught Jerry's comment basically calling America "Scumbags" and thought how proud the Marines must be to have this insane old fart representing them and dissing America. Semper Fi And how about Libra 's reasoning that big chunks of onions would weigh more than the same amount of onions diced up small. And of course she ended up having a hard time trying to wedge those big chunks into the container, while Jerry, who diced his onions, had no trouble getting them into his container. Wife and I are convinced this may be the stupidest BB cast yet. Flash McDirt | Aug 12, 2008 10:21:14 PM | # Michelle is getting on my nerves. She reminds me of wuts her face who cried murder when her beloved Cappy was voted out. When will these people learn to leave their damn feelings at the door?! This is a game and they all will get burned one way or another. If Michelle doesn't latch onto this fact, then she wouldn't see the bus as it hits her after Memphis gives her the ole heave hoe! Mark O. Estes | Aug 12, 2008 11:43:42 PM | # funny recap Jessica. lol. oh yeah keesha you mean there is something in onions that make you cry?? wow, what an observation.... i still don't like libra but i've warmed up to her a little in the last few shows. maybe because she settled on a side with people i like better. and yeah that comment about bigger chunks weighing more?? okay...and she says that she graduated college with honors, great. by the way, libra did NOT put any onions in the mystery box. at least she was smart enough to figure that out. and i think ollie called libra a scallywag AND A HO(not just a scallywag, oh my). and jerry can you just let it go one second about dan being judas. ALRIGHT WE HEAR YOU ALREADY AND THE MORE YOU TALK THE LESS WE LIKE YOU. i really hope memphis or dan wins hoh this week. i don't trust keesha (if she stays i think she will) enough to put the right people up, who knows what that girl will do hour to hour. and mixologist memphis really mixed up his toast at the feast, sure he's not the brightest guy in the bunch but still more likeable than most. jerry michelle april all got to go the sooner the better!! it would be interesting to see ollie in the house without april's influence... anyone who calls someone a scallywag at least deserves a chance! dl | Aug 13, 2008 12:48:54 AM | # Jerry is now giving April a run for her money as in who should go first. Yeah i'm sure the Marines are loving Jerry. If I have to see that red sleeveless Marine shirt one more time I'm gonna puke. Oh please, a double-eviction next week with Dan being HOH and Jerry and April leaving would be awesome! I like Dan, Memphis and Renny the best - but even if they go - I can't wait to see the rest of them turn on each other. I especially hope April and Ollie screw each other - oh wait, that's already happened. Has Ollie done ANYTHING in this game? I hope Dan gives up his "weak player" routine and steps up. In the end, the jury has never respected a floater or weak player. Ollie I'm looking at you too! walt | Aug 13, 2008 1:56:17 AM | # Wouldn't it be great to see Jerry be America's Player for one episode-giving him an assignment which would totally contradict his beliefs, loyalties or whatever? (Perhaps an apology to Dan) Of course he would have to be offered a "carrot" that he could hardly refuse, itsmenow7391 | Aug 13, 2008 5:02:18 AM | # Stupidest cast ever? You betcha. But, think about what we've seen: Possible CBS spinoff, after seeing Michelle in the red tard with heels: "The Adventures of Portuguese Space Hooker" Ollie using the tarp of respect to continually boink "pig without makeup" April. That's her Indian name. Jesse, where to start with that tool. Jerry, classy old fart. Grabbing jugs, ripping on religion, Semper Fi brother. Eh, you get the point, good'ol Merican entertainment. M&M | Aug 13, 2008 5:56:33 AM | # "whomever" when properly used does not start a sentence. Like "whom" it is used with a preposition -- "to whom" or "to whomever" .... "from whom" .... etc. I would think a "professional" writer would know that. (See paragraph 5, sentence 2 regarding POV.) WizardBoy | Aug 13, 2008 6:35:38 AM | # I really hope Dan realizes he can't keep sneaking by each week by throwing competitions. He had better step it up this week at the HOH, otherwise Jerry will find a way to spread the crazy and get him out! Mandy | Aug 13, 2008 6:46:27 AM | # Do the HGs even realize that Ollie is in the game. He is just flying by under the radar on April's apron strings. I would like to see him go. Jeff Robinson | Aug 13, 2008 7:13:05 AM | # The worst possible thing would be if April wins HoH..She will most likely put up either Keesha and Dan or Memphis and Dan....I do not want to see that happen! Paul | Aug 13, 2008 7:20:06 AM | # I think after reading the feeds and waching the show, Jerry is more hated now than what Jessie was. I liked him the first show, but now my gut cringes when I see him and when he speaks.Making comments about Dan hiding behind the cross and the Bible really got me after he did the same w/ the Marine shirt and hat. But yet no one in the house has brought that up. I agree w/ Mandy, Dan better step it up.April,yuk, Ollie who,and annoying Keesha voice have got to go. Im going for Renny all the way. Gummy | Aug 13, 2008 7:22:48 AM | # If Dan is Judas, who does Jerry think is Jesus, Jerry or Jesse. Maybe he thinks Jesse is another way to spell Jesus. I think I read somewhere that if Dan is Judas then Jerry is Benedict Arnold for breaking his word to Brian. harry | Aug 13, 2008 8:16:15 AM | # Hello Little BB peeps, I am back. I got slapped in the face by a wall of onion and it really laid me out but I have been watching the show all along and have really missed you all. Whomever critisizes Jessica....NON!C'est pas bon! (that's my 1/4 French Canadian rageahol coming out). I know I have missed a lot but has anyone commented on how Jerry is so deeply mourning the loss of Jessie, the same Jessie who used to call Jerry "Father Time" and fart on him as he walked by? I'm pretty sure Dan has never done that. Jessica you know I love you like an incestuous Aunt but don't be ragging on my Keesha. Is it wrong that when I am having my threesomes with Joshie and my Maverick cut out doll, that I am sometimes thinking about Keesha? I look at Jerry and I think..."stinky down below". Come someone please sew him some sleaves! I am loving Keesha and Maverick, liking Michelle and Rennie and tollerating Libra, Ollie, April and Dan. I wish Russia would invade Jerry's ass!....too soon? Billybob | Aug 13, 2008 8:23:33 AM | # Really, WizardBoy? Why? PS: You forgot a comma after your first 'whom'. Incredulous | Aug 13, 2008 8:51:33 AM | # Dan and Renny for the final two! Memphis third. Keesha fourth, cuz she's an entertaining crazy. I don't think Jerry realizes how unattractive his hatred and grudge-holding is, not to mention hypocritical since he didn't wear his Marine gear when he broke his word to Brian. JT | Aug 13, 2008 9:04:53 AM | # I sure hope Dan gets that $20K. He's earned every penny of it putting up with Jerry's BS. Beth | Aug 13, 2008 9:16:51 AM | # Since Dan accomplished everything America told him to do he should and will get every bit of the 20K and if he makes the final two he will either take home 520K or 70K...not bad at all..either way he'll still come out on top Paul | Aug 13, 2008 9:37:01 AM | # OMG! I can't believe it. Billybob is back!!! We missed you so much (well, I did). The blog is just not the same without you. How's Joshie? Hope the two of you are happier than a slop-free, leotard-wearing BB houseguest! I know what you mean about Keesha. She's very pretty in a manish kind of way. Those blond locks and that chest almost puts Jessie's chest to shame. Well, almost. Now back to last night's show. Jerry is still a moron, albeit a bigger one. April is still annoying and Michelle is still trashy. When are the others going to wake up and separate Ollie and April. Do they not see them as a strong alliance? Or are they too busy fighting and making ice cream sundaes? I'm still rooting for Libra, Keesha and Renny. I even like Dan. He seems to be the only one who knows that this is just a game. I think Memphis might just volunteer to go home. I don't think he can take any more "crazy" in his life. Peace. JVice | Aug 13, 2008 9:50:40 AM | # YAY!!! welcome back BillyBob...we were all worried about you... nothing has changed since sunday really...still hate april and jerry... someone other than april ollie or jerry needs to win hoh this week i hope for a dan renny memphis final 3 again happy to have you back BillyBob...now where is JVice Linda | Aug 13, 2008 9:51:37 AM | # Paul, I agree, but unfortunately one of the conditions is that he not be found out. There is talk that all the speculation by the houseguests may render him ineligible. Beth | Aug 13, 2008 9:53:04 AM | # Love my little "mute" button on my remote ! Every time Jerry speaks..BANG, button comes on ! Jerry is my equivilant to hearing fingernails screech across a blackboard. What right doe she have calling Dan Judas? Please DO NOT touch any sacrad religion, Jerry and why don't you, yourself, go find God and repent ! As for OLLIE--he speaks?!? Get him out,already! GO DAN OR MEMPHIS FOR HoH and rid and target APRIL..the puppet-mistress (good one,Libra..) of season 10 Carmen | Aug 13, 2008 10:17:37 AM | # Awe, thanks for all the love you guys. I am glad to be back. Joshie is good and sends his love. He would enjoy being part of this blog but I leave him strapped to the bed when I go to work in the morning so his hands tied...bdump, bump! Billybob | Aug 13, 2008 10:44:28 AM | # why would april want libra out of the house she did nothing to her? i thing april just goes to everyone in the house and uses them derrick | Aug 13, 2008 11:48:14 AM | # I'm starting to like Libra more and Keesha less. I think Dan is handling himself very well with Jerry's insults. This totally makes him the bigger man of the two. I'm starting to feel like memphis, isn't as strong as one would have thought. He along with Ollie have pretty much been riding on the coat tails of others. TIme for these two to step it up a notch. Even Jerry's old self has been able moves in the game. The whole feast was ridiculous. You knew it wouldn't end well and it wouldn't be long before insults would be thrown out. Was just as fake as the whole happy birthday sing-a-long to keesha.IT was clear that the chicks were all drunk as skunks in Michelle's hoh room, hence the sensless arguments. I think Dany boy needs to win the next HOH. His life depends on it! LesIsMoor | Aug 13, 2008 1:12:22 PM | # Beth-That would really really stink..as long as Dan doesn't come right out and say he's America's Player he should get the money..It's not his fault he's in the house with very observant people who are paranoid/right..I hope he gets the money...he deserves it for all the bs Jerry is putting him through. I would be perfectly fine if he won the next HoH..I don't think he would put up Michelle who I don't find irritating..but then again I liked Jen from BB8, Natalie from BB9 and Jessie from this season...I guess I always root for the people who probably have no chance of actually winning the money Paul | Aug 13, 2008 1:21:10 PM | # I despise Jerry more with every passing episode. He seems to have acquired this mistaken notion that he's anything other than a floater in the house, and on top of that, his irritating, scratchy voice is like finger nails on a chalkboard. If I have to hear his cat-scratch roar one more time, I'm gonna fly a plane into the BB house and take them all out (except for Memphis and Renny). I have to say, though, this is one of the most over the top crazy enjoyable seasons I've seen in a while. I can't figure out which way to turn, I hate so many of these rotten fools. W Wes | Aug 13, 2008 2:16:28 PM | # good to seeya Billybob dl | Aug 13, 2008 3:02:17 PM | # I'm glad that Libra is finally realizing you can't have your cake and eat it too. Sooner or later your actions will come back to haunt you. If she would have been a little quieter and kept her mouth shut at certain times she would have went far. Oh no she had to run her mouth and let loud. Why draw attention to yourself like that? Didn't anyone watch the great Dr. Will? Good bye Libra have fun in Hawaii. How ironic it is that she was all happy and bouncy when Jesse left. Now its her turn. E | Aug 13, 2008 4:26:54 PM | #

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My favourite part of the whole review... this one line...

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Originally posted by Jem_hadar You see, Michelle wants to destroy the relationship between Keesha and Libra, because she thinks it will make them understand what they put Jessie through. Except that Jessie and Memphis weren't batsh*t insane.

BWAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA

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Jerry is a disgrace.....

...and April still has an ugly head.

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Originally posted by Knox Jerry is a disgrace..... ...and April still has an ugly head.

I wonder why no one in the house has brought up the well known fact that Jerry fucked Brian over and justified it by taking off his Marine garb? Isn't that the exact same thing as Dan did? (for the record - both of which I think is retarded because BB is not a game for truthful do-gooders). Jerry reminds me of my Grandma when she has one to many glasses of wine. Mouthy and annoying.

And + 1 on Aprils head. Maybe they had to use grips to get her out of the womb? Her head is alien shaped.

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Originally posted by Oneeleven And + 1 on Aprils head. Maybe they had to use grips to get her out of the womb? Her head is alien shaped.

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Originally posted by Oneeleven And + 1 on Aprils head. Maybe they had to use grips to get her out of the womb? Her head is alien shaped.

LOL, nice one Tia

Tonight will be the first night I haven't had to d/l in ages. I am looking forward to it! All the bitches need to go. They are ALL fucking crazy. Jerry can be included in as one of the bitches as well. That hypocrite needs to go.

I hope Ollie or Memphis win it all.

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Originally posted by magikb All the bitches need to go. They are ALL fucking crazy.

Or, even more appropiately, to quote earlier:


They're all fucking *BATSHIT INSANE*

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I missed tonight's episode

I've taken a liking to Memphis lately.

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Memphis kicks ass.

Ollie is such a DORK. he looks up to that friggin' April like she's a goddess or something.

WTF... She's such a jelous bitch. Talking the way she was about Keesha because she thinks "I'm prettier then her... that's why she is the way she is"

WOah.... April needs to go.

And i don't get it... they were gun hoe on getting rid of Keesha and then once again... no one has the balls to get rid of her....

What a show....

Glad Libra is gone. Also glad that Renee won HOH. Hopefully that means Jerry is sent home next week!