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Originally posted by Slylee no i'd still be an ass/legs guy. boobs u can buy/fix. but when it comes to killer stems and ass...that's just a gift from god you can't duplicate

+100

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Originally posted by jennypie If you're doing it just because it's "what guys like", then you're a stupid whore and might as well just go for it. And for the record, fake boobs sag/shrink as well. Something like 2 or 5% of the implants gets absorbed into the surrounding tissues each year.

don't listen to this cooch...get your titties!

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Originally posted by Slylee no i'd still be an ass/legs guy. boobs u can buy/fix. but when it comes to killer stems and ass...that's just a gift from god you can't duplicate

yes there are those with a flat ass and blah legs but i think you can get butt implants right? also, if you do enough wall sits, lunges, deadlifts and squats you should be able to achieve decent legs and a decent ass.

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Originally posted by Ygrene I once saw Swamper peel off 4 or 5 $100 bills from a fat roll and say this to Donald Trump: "Go clean yourself up; you look like a bum.". And then he threw the bills right in Trump's face/hair! Then Swamper and his entourage of 30, who were all wearing TA monogramed Rolexes, left the room and flew to Hawaii for a few hours because Del wanted fresh coconut. To his defense, Trump didn't even really look like a bum.

the worst part about fake tits is that they make your back hurt when she presses them against it all night.

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Originally posted by elFreak the worst part about fake tits is that they make your back hurt when she presses them against it all night.

I will have to agree with this. Although I didn't experience it too often or very bad, but it does suck nonetheless.

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Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

blow up dolls don't count

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Originally posted by elFreak blow up dolls don't count

But your sister does.

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Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

she isn't that blind and even if she was she could smell your jew beard.

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Originally posted by elFreak she isn't that blind and even if she was she could smell your jew beard.

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Originally posted by elFreak she isn't that blind and even if she was she could smell your jew beard.

She loves he jew beard dude. She constantly tells me to grow it out when I shave it off!

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Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

fail.







































jew.

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Originally posted by elFreak fail. jew.

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Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.