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Here are some Simpsons quotes :
"Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!"
"When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!"
"I like my beer cold…my TV loud…and my homosexuals flaming."
"I know what you're saying, Bart. When I was young, I wanted an electric football machine more than anything else in the world, and my parents bought it for me, and it was the happiest day of my life. Well, goodnight."
"Yeah Moe that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!"
"Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!"
"And, when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life"
"Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such."
"Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get"
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