supermarket rage FTW

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Originally posted by narcism supermarket rage FTW

Agreed. There are very few things in life better than telling somebody to fuck off out of your way in a supermarket isle. It gets that little bit better too, when you just beat that same person to the checkout later, and you have $400 worth of groceries to make them wait behind

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does carpark rage come into supermarket rage, when its a supermarket carpark?

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Originally posted by narcism does carpark rage come into supermarket rage, when its a supermarket carpark?

Depends if you have frozen food or not. If you do, obviously the two blend nicely together, and you should reap extreme obscenities to all carpark retards in your way.

No frozen goods though? It becomes a little tricky. I dunno, just beat them to death with a pumpkin, or something.

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Originally posted by Sushipunk Depends if you have frozen food or not. If you do, obviously the two blend nicely together, and you should reap extreme obscenities to all carpark retards in your way. No frozen goods though? It becomes a little tricky. I dunno, just beat them to death with a pumpkin, or something.

glass jars work a treat aswell

taking my temperature now...any guesses?


edit: nvm, my thermometer gave me celcius too, but still no kelvin >

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Originally posted by narcism glass jars work a treat aswell

Nah, they do a little bit too much damage for my tastes. Obvious damage. Creates a few too many questions when the police get involved. A pumpkin though? No chance in hell the cops are gonna believe that you beat some idiot down with a pumpkin, right? And it's just by chance that there was a carrot jammed 4 inches into his ocular cavity. A cob of corn is good too, but I little bit twisted, in my opinion. Only psychos use corn.

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Originally posted by mezzir taking my temperature now...any guesses? edit: nvm, my thermometer gave me celcius too, but still no kelvin >

Da hell you on about Mezz?

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Originally posted by mezzir taking my temperature now...any guesses? edit: nvm, my thermometer gave me celcius too, but still no kelvin >

36.5

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Originally posted by Sushipunk Da hell you on about Mezz?

yeah suppose i should've just added the edit, not edited out what i was referring to

i originally said guess the temp! (not celsuis you commie bastards, then like 20 blank lines, and then no kelvin either wiseass)

but yeah, then i realized my thermometer did celsuis so i edited it out

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Originally posted by narcism 36.5

ehh relatively close

a whopping 95.8, or 35.4 celsius

whatthefuck
half a degree lower and i technically have hypothermia
i'm hot

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Originally posted by mezzir ehh relatively close a whopping 95.8, or 35.4 celsius whatthefuck half a degree lower and i technically have hypothermia i'm hot

Everyone knows you're hot

Why, though, are you taking your temp? Feeling ill?

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