but some stupid ass and his girl friend decided to build a town there for wahtever reason

WHO CARES, ok there a guy in the town ... no ... lets make it a girl this time ... cus girls have fucked up problems

this girl was a dumbass

her name was Alabama, she was named after her favorite uncle

she is a real special gurl (notice the u in 'gurl' i spelled it wrong on purpose) she is a straight 'D' student befor seh dropped out, she sells bricks over the internet, and her best friend in a pipe that was left in her yard after her neighbors got drunk and decided to install a sewer system in the neighborhood, but sobered up befor they finished the job

THiS STORY SUCKS, so im going to introduce and stong straping young man who was smart and clever

he went over to the girls house and he gave her a dime

she got excited and said "booga looga loo"

thats when god came out of the sky killed everyone exect one dog

the dogs name was benton but he called himself BOB THE FLYING DOG

he called himself this cus hes a dog and he does what he wants