that doesnt work btw ive tried it.. but its a good conversation starter
Apr-22-2005 03:59
Masonious
Junior tranceaddict
Registered: Feb 2005
Location: Seattle
girl...was your daddy a mechanic?? cause every time i see you, my nuts tighten.
if she has a sense of humor, she'll at least talk to you.
Apr-22-2005 05:31
bas
Stronger Lover
Registered: Jul 2004
Location: Here I Am Baby
quote:
Originally posted by requiemofnanqel
works for me
worked on my girlfriend too
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Apr-22-2005 05:33
Ripped Bag
Senior tranceaddict
Registered: Jun 2001
Location:
quote:
Originally posted by arek
"bueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..."
"bueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.."
"bueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...."
"that's the sound of the ambulance, coming to take me away, cause the sight of you stopped my heart."
Hilarious movie!
I actually tried that line, and got a laugh cause she liked the movie
Apr-22-2005 05:47
Moral Hazard
Oppressing the 99%
Registered: Mar 2005
Location: with the 1%
So, I may not be the hottest guy here... but I'm the only one talking to you, what do ya say?
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quote:
Originally posted by RickyM
you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.
quote:
Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down
Apr-22-2005 12:59
requiemofnanqel
Team SVD
Registered: Jan 2005
Location: Miami
quote:
Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit
"excuse me.. would you like to have my babies?"
that doesnt work btw ive tried it.. but its a good conversation starter
Apr-22-2005 13:28
Floorfiller
Girl + Sweater = Hotness
Registered: Apr 2002
Location: Illegal Pete's
quote:
Originally posted by Masonious
girl...was your daddy a mechanic?? cause every time i see you, my nuts tighten.
if she has a sense of humor, she'll at least talk to you.
Apr-22-2005 14:20
requiemofnanqel
Team SVD
Registered: Jan 2005
Location: Miami
quote:
Originally posted by Masonious
girl...was your daddy a mechanic?? cause every time i see you, my nuts tighten.
if she has a sense of humor, she'll at least talk to you.
this lines classic, i like..Lol..cute icebreaker
Apr-22-2005 15:20
Floorfiller
Girl + Sweater = Hotness
Registered: Apr 2002
Location: Illegal Pete's
"here is my STD test results and i got a vesectomy...now we can have casual guilt free sex as much as we want!"
Apr-22-2005 17:02
UWM
mandroid
Registered: Mar 2001
Location: Here
"Have you ever had a 12 inch penis?"
"No, okay good because mine isn't either."
Apr-22-2005 17:03
Floorfiller
Girl + Sweater = Hotness
Registered: Apr 2002
Location: Illegal Pete's
quote:
Originally posted by UWM
"Have you ever had a 12 inch penis?"
"No, okay good because mine isn't either."
at first i looked at that and thought you were asking her if she ever had a penis... which is also good to check out i suppose
Apr-22-2005 17:05
Mr. Pink
Furiously Happy
Registered: Dec 2003
Location: Atlanta, bitchezzz
quote:
Originally posted by Floorfiller
at first i looked at that and thought you were asking her if she ever had a penis...
