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Originally posted by UWM Are you sure you aren't covered in some sort of flavoured sauce?

No I don't think so... although there is this white stuff now that I don't think was there before, do you think she spilled it on me?

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Originally posted by trancebrat I think I like you.

I am a sophisticated space robot sent back through time to change the world for one lucky lady.

Dig, quick. KNock her out and do your business. Drag her into the street and spray hairspray all over her face (because its sticky and annoying, and why not).

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Originally posted by trancebrat

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Originally posted by UWM Are you sure you aren't covered in some sort of flavoured sauce?

Maybe he's covered in chocolate.

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Originally posted by DigiNut No I don't think so... although there is this white stuff now that I don't think was there before, do you think she spilled it on me?

It might be a glob of gel that she forgot to work in when she did her hair.

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Originally posted by Orbax Dig, quick. KNock her out and do your business. Drag her into the street and spray hairspray all over her face (because its sticky and annoying, and why not).

What do you mean by "business"... like take her wallet?

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My party schedule:
2009-02-21 - DJ Attention @ I'm So Popular
2009-06-18 - DJ Annoying @ People Need To Know Where I'll Be
2012-11-32 - DJ Insufferable ɸ Or At Least the Stalkers I Complain About
2048-06-66 - Spastic & Whocares ¶ Although I'm Actually Flattered
9999-45-81 - Tweaker Gimp ☼ I Probably Won't Even Go To This But I Have To Make Sure I Fill Up All The Available Space Here

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Originally posted by DigiNut What do you mean by "business"... like take her wallet?

thats what I usually do.

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Originally posted by Orbax Dig, quick. KNock her out and do your business. Drag her into the street and spray hairspray all over her face (because its sticky and annoying, and why not).

You are the most fucking random person ever!

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Originally posted by UWM It might be a glob of gel that she forgot to work in when she did her hair.

No, she uses hairspray so that can't be right... and now she's lying on the bed with her clothes off, is there like something I'm supposed to do here? How can I tell if she really likes me?

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Originally posted by Orbax thats what I usually do.

Good man, you've got your priorities straight.

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My party schedule:
2009-02-21 - DJ Attention @ I'm So Popular
2009-06-18 - DJ Annoying @ People Need To Know Where I'll Be
2012-11-32 - DJ Insufferable ɸ Or At Least the Stalkers I Complain About
2048-06-66 - Spastic & Whocares ¶ Although I'm Actually Flattered
9999-45-81 - Tweaker Gimp ☼ I Probably Won't Even Go To This But I Have To Make Sure I Fill Up All The Available Space Here

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Originally posted by DigiNut No, she uses hairspray so that can't be right... and now she's lying on the bed with her clothes off, is there like something I'm supposed to do here? How can I tell if she really likes me? Good man, you've got your priorities straight.

First off, you might want to ask her if she is comfortable. You may want to check the thermostat in your apartment. Perhaps clothe her if appropriate.