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Originally posted by tribu Granted, but it turns out "shes" a shemale! I wish I could party with about 30 of those Miss Universe girls

Granted, but I'm partying with them as well and I beat you up



I wish I had a playstation 2 so i can play MTV Music Generator again.

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Originally posted by Mebot Granted, but I'm partying with them as well and I beat you up I wish I had a playstation 2 so i can play MTV Music Generator again.

Granted, but the playstation 2 grows arms & legs & grabs you & then assimilates you into the Collective (the MTV Music generator collective that is)

I wish own an Intimidator Paintball gun

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Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ I wish own an Intimidator Paintball gun

Granted, but because of your lousy grammar and negligence to put a pronoun or a possessive in your sentence, Bob Dole now owns an Intimidator Paintball gun.


I wish I could dig a hole so deep I'd end up in China

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Originally posted by Mebot Granted, but because of your lousy grammar and negligence to put a pronoun or a possessive in your sentence, Bob Dole now owns an Intimidator Paintball gun. I wish I could dig a hole so deep I'd end up in China

Granted; you dig the hole but end up upside down & are never able to turn yourself the right way up ever again

I wish to kill Bob Dole & get my Intimidator Paintball gun!!!

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Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ Granted; you dig the hole but end up upside down & are never able to turn yourself the right way up ever again I wish to kill Bob Dole & get my Intimidator Paintball gun!!!

Granted, but Zombie-Dole is more boring than ever!!

I wish I had more Chex Mix.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On Granted, but Zombie-Dole is more boring than ever!! I wish I had more Chex Mix.

granted, but it will keep it's original flavor of "rotten ass"

I wish everything I touched turned to gold.

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Originally posted by Dirk W. granted, but it will keep it's original flavor of "rotten ass" I wish everything I touched turned to gold.

Granted, but after turning your wife and daughter into gold, you commit suicide.

I wish people realized that pirates are far better than ninjas.

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Originally posted by chavs Granted, but after turning your wife and daughter into gold, you commit suicide. I wish people realized that pirates are far better than ninjas.

Granted, but the peeved off ninjas sneak into your room at night & kill you in your sleep.

I wish I was a Ninja

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Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ Granted, but the peeved off ninjas sneak into your room at night & kill you in your sleep. I wish I was a Ninja

granted, but you become paralyzed

I wish I was omnipotent, and that I could change any wish side-effects

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Originally posted by Sunsnail granted, but you become paralyzed I wish I was omnipotent, and that I could change any wish side-effects

granted, but... fuck

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Originally posted by Sunsnail granted, but you become paralyzed I wish I was omnipotent, and that I could change any wish side-effects

Granted, you become a massive battery that can power the world without side effects. Your ass is the power plug socket.

I wish to become an alien & spit acid at little kids on the street

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