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Originally posted by Emil The guy who's 12 y/o cousin got the phone number for him? He did call her, but nothing else was updated.

i think we kept bumping the thread and the guy came back a week later and updated us on what happened

i think he said he went out on a date and he found out that the girl smokes pot, and we all asked why that would be a question you ask on the first date:

Guy: Hi my name is Tom. How are you?
Girl: I'm fine thank you my name is-
(Interruption)Guy: Do you smoke pot?


haha

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Originally posted by igottaknow dam i was hoping for an out landish office sex story, where you did a line of coke off the xerox machine and then had mad sex with a co-worker on it while faxing it to a client by accident

that's hot

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Originally posted by Slylee no, it's a small office. only 2 attorneys and 2 other secretaries. we are like family

incest?

nope, sorry...the office sex only happens when i go to my boyfriend's office for lunch

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Floorfiller i was just joking...i don't think she's out of her league...well...atleast for normal me...i have gotten a little fat

we'll be judge of that, pics or stfu

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Originally posted by igottaknow we'll be judge of that, pics or stfu

hehehe i know i know...i don't want to go lurking now and have her see me trying to snap pictures of her...that's just wierd

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Originally posted by Floorfiller hehehe i know i know...i don't want to go lurking now and have her see me trying to snap pictures of her...that's just wierd

true but sometimes you just got to take one for the team

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Originally posted by igottaknow true but sometimes you just got to take one for the team

well...maybe i'll try again sometime hahaha

but seriously...i don't see how i can get a nice shot without her seeing a camera phone in her face HAAHAHAH

when you walk by her act like you are trying to dial someones # and then snap the shot

have you thought about working the "bi" angle?

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walk by her desk playing with your phone, mumbling, take a pic of something across from her, if she says something or looks at you, tell her "hmmm, something's wrong, it's not working...all of the pics are coming out too dark"...take one of her, look at it, shake your head, cuss, keep walking...take one of someone else, mumble under your breath, walk back to your own office still playing with the phone, sit down, put the pic on your computer, upload, post....

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