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Originally posted by RickyM I'd say it's obvious slylee tries too hard with her jokes...most of them I've heard if you give her $50 she'll do down on you like a fart in a wetsuit.

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Originally posted by Allied Nations It would be more appropriate if you dibs'd the sweaty brown dude... but wtvr.

first on my list

keep em coming please. i only have 30 more minutes of work.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Marc Summers you know that trick when you flick your nipple and it instantly gets hard?

Hey wow that works!

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Originally posted by sakabatou

Youuuuu.

I see you there.

Yes, you.

Stop all that trying.

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Originally posted by Allied Nations Hey wow that works!

I'd rather fart in a wetsuit.

"i'd rather shit in my hand and clap"


-Mikey Mike

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

i'd rather piss in her mouth and duct tape it closed and lol

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Originally posted by Azia I'd rather fart in a wetsuit.

Somebody please flick this woman's nips.

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Originally posted by Allied Nations Somebody please flick this woman's nips.