you know what though, I have met some guys that like the greasy hair and dirty fingernails kinda thing
I recently spent the night with one of my best friends and we hadn't done anything together overnight in a loooong time, so I wonder if I just forgot how dirty she was.
We were crashing at our mutual friend's place and she literally took off her pants and climbed into bed. No shower, no washing off make-up, NO FUCKING BRUSHING TEETH. We had just come back from a concert too.
She's really sexy with huge tits and gets hit on all the time. I wonder what would happen if dudes could tell that she don't wash her poon-tang before bed. She didn't shower in the morning either.
*barfs*
I love her so I told her I think she's disgusting
Why do you need to wash your vagina before bed? Or shower? Lol, I only shower at night if I want to sleep in in the morning.
Jan-05-2010 17:54
Halcyon+On+On
Liebchen
Registered: Sep 2004
Location: midcoast
hahahahaha, I was once seeing this girl and she'd come over all the time. Anyways, turned out she'd been using my toothbrush for several weeks before it finally clicked with me one morning that she... didn't... actually.... bring... her own toothbrush. I FUUUUU'd. Had wondered why my toothbrush tasted like whiskey at the most random times, was worried I had some sort of gum infection.
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Jan-05-2010 17:55
Schadenfreude
Bird is the word.
Registered: Oct 2009
Location: Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa- Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-ooma-mow-
quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
The worst (best??!?) part of those sorts of girls is they always leave a smell in your pillows/sheets long after they've left. Girl sweat can be divine, I don't care.
i always imagined you as the plastic tarp over everything to prevent blood stains kind of guy. You are romantic.
What can I say? A true Gentleman in this day and age Shouts it out.
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Jan-05-2010 17:57
Ania_xox
let me drive
Registered: Apr 2007
Location: on the midnight street
because you've been fucking pissing out of it all day long and a quick douche before bed never hurt anyone.
I wash always before bed and sometimes additionally in the morning - if I want to do my hair nice, if I sweat a lot in bed for whatever reason, or if I'm on the rag.
If I've taken a big crap during the day (even it's a clean cut) I CAN NOT go to bed without washing my crack.
Sometimes I wish it didn't bug me so much and I could just go to bed. But all I can think about it poo particles festering around in there on some level and I won't be able to sleep.
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quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
oh well, different strokes different vaginas
Some dance to remember ~ Some dance to forget
Jan-05-2010 17:58
Halcyon+On+On
Liebchen
Registered: Sep 2004
Location: midcoast
TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW, YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD
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Jan-05-2010 17:59
Silky Johnson
International Playa Hater
Registered: Nov 2003
Location:
quote:
Originally posted by Ania_xox
because you've been fucking pissing out of it all day long and a quick douche before bed never hurt anyone.
Lol. Just lol. Oh Ania.
Jan-05-2010 18:00
Ania_xox
let me drive
Registered: Apr 2007
Location: on the midnight street
I wish I had a pic of the angry vag saved, I would chop a shower cap onto it
PS. I was on the hunt for you today at the Keele campus. Needlessly, I imagine, as it it the size of a small city. Nevertheless, I was hopeful and carried a balloon.
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quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
oh well, different strokes different vaginas
Some dance to remember ~ Some dance to forget
Jan-05-2010 18:04
Meat187
Diese scheiß Katze
Registered: Dec 2007
Location: The Night's Plutonian Shore
Big -1 on the smoking chicks thing. Smoking is a huge turn-off for me.
Originally posted by Ania_xox
PS. I was on the hunt for you today at the Keele campus. Needlessly, I imagine, as it it the size of a small city. Nevertheless, I was hopeful and carried a balloon.
You won't find me Tuesdays or Wednesdays, as I have clinical those days. However, I have classes from 1130-1730 on Mondays, and from 0830-1600 on Thursdays. All of my classes are in the HNES building, except one which is in Vari Hall (Monday from 1430-1730).
I typically get to school a couple hours early on Mondays..if you're around then let's try to meet up for coffee!
Jan-05-2010 18:08
Ania_xox
let me drive
Registered: Apr 2007
Location: on the midnight street
quote:
Originally posted by Meat187
Big -1 on the smoking chicks thing. Smoking is a huge turn-off for me.
Do you like to dress up as der Weihnachtsmann though?
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quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
oh well, different strokes different vaginas
Some dance to remember ~ Some dance to forget
Jan-05-2010 18:09
Schadenfreude
Bird is the word.
Registered: Oct 2009
Location: Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa- Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-ooma-mow-
quote:
Originally posted by Meat187
Big -1 on the smoking chicks thing. Smoking is a huge turn-off for me.
i imagine that the vengaboys would turn them off more.
