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Originally posted by cheshirepk8 ?? ??

well there's the rocker |..|

the spoker \\//

the shocker ||.|

and the show stopper |.||

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Originally posted by Theresa LOL! You're just bitter that I wouldn't go near your infested ass with a space suit on if you paid me. ANYWAY... I don't expect the guy to be hairless... I just expect him to be preened to a certain degree. Leg and arm hair I don't mind at all. In fact, I think guys look weird without it. Armpit hair should be trimmed. Chest hair should be trimmed or preferably non-existent, but I don't detest it... some guys have naturally clean looking chest hair. Back hair on the other hand, I hate. Get rid of that shit. Penis hair... short short. Not completely gone, but no longer than a centimeter. Ass hair has to be thin, and fluffy, and not too predominant, or I am grossed out. An ass is something I like to get my hands on... I don't want to feel like I am grabbing a man bear when I do it. Hmmm, maybe I have been spoiled with my naturally sexiliciously hairless man I like to get my hands, and mouth all over... and I prefer not to get hair in my mouth, or at least not a lot of it.... that is why I am not a huge fan of it. Perhaps I don't like hair more than you other ladies because I am willing to do a lot more licking/sucking/adventuring than you

fuck sake girl...anything other demands/requests?


i can't even imagine you ordering something at a restaurant. you're one of those aren't u?

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by jennypie I don't mind, as long as it's trimmed/shaved from the areas I'm going to be putting my tongue/mouth.

My point exactly

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Originally posted by Theresa blah blah blah...

i wax my shit and i expect my girl to do the same. how am i a hypocrite?

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Originally posted by Aristronica well there's the rocker |..| the spoker \\// the shocker ||.| and the show stopper |.||

*sigh*

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Theresa You're just bitter that I wouldn't go near your infested ass with a space suit on if you paid me.

Hands down best line of the day.

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Originally posted by Slylee *sigh*

saved for future reference.

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Originally posted by Slylee *sigh*

I've never seen that before and I'm a master at all of them

I tend to incorporate the use of the thumb though as well.

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Originally posted by Slylee fuck sake girl...anything other demands/requests? i can't even imagine you ordering something at a restaurant. you're one of those aren't u?

Hey, I ask for what I want. It's not like I take a hairy fit (lol at my punny) if I don't get it.

Anyway, these are pics of my BF. I think he has the perfect amount of hair. Not too hairy, but hairy enough to seem manly

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Originally posted by Theresa Hey, I ask for what I want. It's not like I take a hairy fit (lol at my punny) if I don't get it. Anyway, these are pics of my BF. I think he has the perfect amount of hair. Not too hairy, but hairy enough to seem manly

that's like my body when i wax. except a lot hotter and with a bigger penis. so fuck yo couch and the horse you rode in on.

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Originally posted by Aristronica i wax my shit and i expect my girl to do the same. how am i a hypocrite?

Wow... dude read what I wrote, and read what you wrote 2 posts before.

I copied and pasted EXACTLY what you wrote, but changed it from he to she.