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Originally posted by Zyklon_Jay frenchie

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Originally posted by Sushipunk Could god create a cock that was so big, even he couldn't suck it?

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Originally posted by Mattinsanity Yep. Praise the lord that I wasnt a druggy DRUGGY or else I would have flowers on top of me. Shoutout goes to all the atheists who proclaim people need to man up and rely on themselves but I believe that becoming a pious christian from another belief is the ultimate improvement in life. If God is for you, who can be against you?

Why would you bump this? To remind us all of just how big a of an idiot and a pussy you are?

God damn, if I ever smoked with somebody who freaked out and ended up in the ER, I would make sure not to have anything to do with that person ever again, while talking mad shit to the rest of my stoner buddies.

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Originally posted by Mattinsanity Yep. Praise the lord that I wasnt a druggy DRUGGY or else I would have flowers on top of me. Shoutout goes to all the atheists who proclaim people need to man up and rely on themselves but I believe that becoming a pious christian from another belief is the ultimate improvement in life. If God is for you, who can be against you?

Santa Claus

The Tooth Fairy

The Easter Bunny

Alah

Yaweh

Zeus (he's a scary bastard, I tell you what)

Rational human beings.

etc.

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Captain Planet is gey.
Water, Fire, Earth, Wind, Heart???
These forces are supposed to combine to create Captain Planet?
Bullshit.
Those forces combine to create a soaking, boiling mudstorm on Valentine's Day.

I seriously need to dissect trolls brain to discover one thing: Why do they come back, and when they do, they come back a stronger more annoying troll.

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Originally posted by Spam Santa Claus The Tooth Fairy The Easter Bunny Alah Yaweh Zeus (he's a scary bastard, I tell you what) Rational human beings. etc.

He got that from his father... and brothers... and sister. Oh the drama in that family.

The Rock is a christian now. do you smell what The Rock is cooking?

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Originally posted by Zharen Why would you bump this? To remind us all of just how big a of an idiot and a pussy you are? God damn, if I ever smoked with somebody who freaked out and ended up in the ER, I would make sure not to have anything to do with that person ever again, while talking mad shit to the rest of my stoner buddies.

this thread propelled me to stardom on this site. prior to this thread, I was a nobody.

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Originally posted by Mattinsanity The Rock is a christian now.

So is George Bush.

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Captain Planet is gey.
Water, Fire, Earth, Wind, Heart???
These forces are supposed to combine to create Captain Planet?
Bullshit.
Those forces combine to create a soaking, boiling mudstorm on Valentine's Day.

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Originally posted by Spam So is George Bush.

Hey he went to university didnt he?

And the wisest person who ever lived, King Solomon, believed in God. Just ask Adam420.

stardom? I find it funny when the insignificant d listers think people care. they don't, just like your biological parents when they gave you up for adoption.

silly rabbit, chinks are for kids.

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Originally posted by EddieZilker Oh, preese, so sorree for intorrerance fwum esss russer. He maka fun of you because you tarking in racial stereotype. I aporogize for heem. He not know how behave. Preeze accept aporogee. Ching chang chow yun fat, Mr. Roboto.

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Originally posted by Mattinsanity Hey he went to university didnt he? And the wisest person who ever lived, King Solomon, believed in God. Just ask Adam420.

He may have believed in God, but I doubt he'd ever be foolish enough to believe in religion.

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Captain Planet is gey.
Water, Fire, Earth, Wind, Heart???
These forces are supposed to combine to create Captain Planet?
Bullshit.
Those forces combine to create a soaking, boiling mudstorm on Valentine's Day.

Z-Jay, I've been told worse
I wouldnt mind if this preposterous thread gets locked.

I'm no doctor, but it sounds to me like there are issues "in the mix" that are contributing to the increased heart rate. Believe me, I smoked a boat-load of weed in the heady days of my youth, but never experienced that.