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Originally posted by musicsnob_NOT 6. one guys brain completely short circuiting...falls down and ends up against a pole but tried to act as if it was a part of his new age dance move - Graham and I could smell the burning coming from his brain and on and on and on

BAHAHAHHAHA

this thread delivers!!!

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There was one boat cruise 2 summers ago where this group of guys who I had seen G-out on several boat cruises that summer were at it again. All of them were HUGE muscle guys, and they were creating such a disturbance in the downstairs area, sketching out the entire boat.

When the boat was finally done, I'm standing against the wall and there's a stack of crates that these girls are sitting on. Off comes these 2 huge guys, propping up their even bigger friend (not even exaggerating, probably the biggest guy on the boat) who is barely conscious. They walk over to the crates where the girls are sitting and start saying,

"Mind if my fried sit-"

The girl interrupted and asks the guy who is propping up his 250lb+ G-ing out friend and says (in the most annoying valley girl voice),

"Can you take a picture of me and my friend?"

I don't know if the humour of this translates into writing, but I was literally laughing about that for the entire day after.

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Originally posted by jon jon BAHAHAHHAHA this thread delivers!!!

More detailed account from my review of Panorama Bar, and other incidents that night/day

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- A guy with hot pink slim jeans, black leather high top boots with many buckles, a checkered belt and a shirt that said "SUPER CUTE" (although Jay says he was anything but). This guy and his buddies had about a 45 minute session on the back couch at around 9am, trying each others shoes and socks on (ie wearing a huge stilletto on one foot, and a Converse shoe on the other and trying to walk around). They would also touch unsuspecting passer-bys with their bare feet. If the victims got closer to invesigate, they would continue their bare-footed assault. - A girl that was dressed in a badminton player's outfit - A girl that was wearing a flight attendant's outfit (she really looked like she had just got off a flight. I would have inquired, but her level of intoxication made me guess that she wasn't in a position to explain) - Flight attendant girl, and about 4 others in her group, all wearing strange clothing or props, all equally as intoxicated, dancing completely off beat (interpretive dancing?) - Some guy sleeping in a cubby hole (who was still sleeping there 6 hours later) - People getting blowjobs and having full on sex in the cubby holes and other random corners - 2 girls making out for literally 40 minutes straight (I actually timed it) with heavy petting (making out with heavy petting was increasing as the morning went on, even though Panorama Bar is not really that dark at all, putting you in full view of everyone else) - Some guy "dancing" beside us who had his eyes closed for around 30-40 minutes straight. - A few girls that looked like they were on a Junior High trip to Panorama Bar (had to have been around 14 years old) - Seeing Jesse Rose hanging out and partying until 2pm. - People sitting on the bar stools and having drinks at all times of the night and morning - Never seeing less than 2 people coming out of bathroom stalls - A full cappuccino/espresso machine that people actually used to have cappuccinos at 2pm. - A random girl offering me a "shower" with her bottle of water, and then 50EUR to "guard her boot while she went to go get drinks" (she actually had her boot off and her 50EUR in her hand)

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Originally posted by The Highroller There was one boat cruise 2 summers ago where this group of guys who I had seen G-out on several boat cruises that summer were at it again. All of them were HUGE muscle guys, and they were creating such a disturbance in the downstairs area, sketching out the entire boat. When the boat was finally done, I'm standing against the wall and there's a stack of crates that these girls are sitting on. Off comes these 2 huge guys, propping up their even bigger friend (not even exaggerating, probably the biggest guy on the boat) who is barely conscious. They walk over to the crates where the girls are sitting and start saying, "Mind if my fried sit-" The girl interrupted and asks the guy who is propping up his 250lb+ G-ing out friend and says (in the most annoying valley girl voice), "Can you take a picture of me and my friend?" I don't know if the humour of this translates into writing, but I was literally laughing about that for the entire day after.

LOL... I got a little chuckle out of it. Wish I was there to see the pure humour.





I this thread!

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Originally posted by Skipper haha wow.

That video also reminded me of another sketchbag that morning. The kid dancing next to the cotton candy machine holding a stick of cotton candy and dancing with it. I remember RJ saying he went up to him and asked him if he liked the cotton candy or something and the guy just looks at him all scared and shakes his head no.

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Originally posted by MissK OMG.. haha I thought of an EVEN sketchier story... get ready.... THIS IS WACK! So of course at zone again, with my friend Dalton, were partying lalala. It's the day of the weed March so we decide to go check it out. So the three of us take off. I don't know the one guy but he seems aight, a little weird. Anyways we hang out for a couple hours in Queens Park, and Dalton's friend is like "I'm outta here". So after he left I turn to Dalton and asked who his friend was and how he knew him and Dalton goes, "I don't know him, I thought he was your friend". So this guy tagged along with us and neither of us knew him. He was dancing beside us in zone and decided to follow us to the weed march. You'd think we would catch on, but nothing happened that made him seem awkward. fUcKiNg sKeTcH. Sketchy situations seem to follow me. Give me more time and more will come to me.

Sounds kinda like how Random Doug got his name...

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Originally posted by chinamon chinamon is INCH MOAN. LOL so fitting.

Ohmygod! I wish Elayna had TA
One time, these 3 guys grabbed us on the patio and put their arms through ours and were pretending to be us. [slap flights, nose picking and boob grabbing included] Then they had us sit n the bar and they serenaded us with disney songs. [aladin, the little mermaid and lion king.. if I remember correctly] Full twirls, arm gestures and amazing voices included. They kept dancing us in circles, tossing the best lines I've ever heard and were probably the most entertaining people i have ever met.

I never saw them again.. hmf

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Originally posted by MissK OMG.. haha I thought of an EVEN sketchier story... get ready.... THIS IS WACK! So of course at zone again, with my friend Dalton, were partying lalala. It's the day of the weed March so we decide to go check it out. So the three of us take off. I don't know the one guy but he seems aight, a little weird. Anyways we hang out for a couple hours in Queens Park, and Dalton's friend is like "I'm outta here". So after he left I turn to Dalton and asked who his friend was and how he knew him and Dalton goes, "I don't know him, I thought he was your friend". So this guy tagged along with us and neither of us knew him. He was dancing beside us in zone and decided to follow us to the weed march. You'd think we would catch on, but nothing happened that made him seem awkward. fUcKiNg sKeTcH. Sketchy situations seem to follow me. Give me more time and more will come to me.

OMFG Katy...we had the EXACT same thing happen to us at Dance Valley!! This guy had been talking to Jenn Ellis or something just randomly, and later on came up to me and Cale and said he was a friend of Jenn's. We knew Jenn had been to DV a bunch of times before so just assumed it was one of the people she had met years ago.

He tagged along to either Jenn, myself, Cale, Shay, Kal or some of the other people we knew there ALL DAY. We have tons of pictures with him. He gave me his business card and kept telling me that we should call him since we're in Amsterdam for so long and we have to hang out and come to his place etc. He made me promise.

He took off a little before the night ended and as we're all walking back to the buses I'm like "Jenn, who was your sketchy friend?" And she's like "I dunno...I thought you guys knew him!"

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ok i remembered another story from 08 around august time lol

this happened at the guv at like 4 am. i walked into the washroom to take a piss, one stall was open so go in there. I start hearing some strange noises from the stall beside me, i look down and all i see a girls foot shaking and and some loud clap sounds, she starts moaning so i'm like w/e shes banging some guy. I come out and i see 3 asians guys walk into the washroom, im like yo guys there is someone banging in the stall, they didn't even say anything (i don't think they even understood what i said) so i just left.
When i came out i told my buddy what i saw and he's like "are you serious? let's go take a look", so we walk back in i open the same stall and i see those 3 asian guys standing beside each other on top of the toilet and all 3 filming a video with their cellphones with this look on their faces. That was probably one of the funniest things i've ever seen in my life. I told one guy to get off so i can take a look. I get up and and i see this guy and a girl completely butt naked, not even socks on going crazy banging each other. They both were fully aware that we were watching them and were actually enjoying it even more, changing positions etc. At one point the guy high-fived one of the asians dudes. It was like watching a porn scene but live. Then the 3rd asians guy told me to get off so he can continue filming so we just left.. about 5 min later the guy and the girl came out and went back on the dancefloor like nothing happened.

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Originally posted by geroin ok i remembered another story from 08 around august time lol this happened at the guv at like 4 am. i walked into the washroom to take a piss, one stall was open so go in there. I start hearing some strange noises from the stall beside me, i look down and all i see a girls foot shaking and and some loud clap sounds, she starts moaning so i'm like w/e shes banging some guy. I come out and i see 3 asians guys walk into the washroom, im like yo guys there is someone banging in the stall, they didn't even say anything (i don't think they even understood what i said) so i just left. When i came out i told my buddy what i saw and he's like "are you serious? let's go take a look", so we walk back in i open the same stall and i see those 3 asian guys standing beside each other on top of the toilet and all 3 filming a video with their cellphones with this look on their faces. That was probably one of the funniest things i've ever seen in my life. I told one guy to get off so i can take a look. I get up and and i see this guy and a girl completely butt naked, not even socks on going crazy banging each other. They both were fully aware that we were watching them and were actually enjoying it even more, changing positions etc. At one point the guy high-fived one of the asians dudes. It was like watching a porn scene but live. Then the 3rd asians guy told me to get off so he can continue filming so we just left.. about 5 min later the guy and the girl came out and went back on the dancefloor like nothing happened.

bahahaha nice.

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"Please refrain from having sex in the washrooms. What do you think the couches are for?"

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Originally posted by chinamon chinamon is INCH MOAN. LOL so fitting.