Ass lickage occurs spread out over the whole act. Just like carpet munching. Having a prearranged order to things is so vanilla.

I'm feeling Randy, my balls are the size of grapefruits, I'm going to go fuck my wife's shoes.

Parenthood has turned my penis into a pariah.

I get you nou.

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Oh god and I thought sounding like Anotherway83 was bad...

Seriously though, asking a guy how they haven't tasted lube is like asking a guy if you haven't tasted their own cum. It is going to happen, and there are a lot of ways about it if you think hard enough (or you know have a warped idea about what constitutes normal sex from watching too much porn in your formative years, but luckily/unluckily that is becoming the new norm).

But yea, I was the kid that played doctor and got really into it when I was younger, so I duh know.

epic tread

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Beating off sucks.

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Originally posted by Joss Weatherby Oh god and I thought sounding like Anotherway83 was bad... Seriously though, asking a guy how they haven't tasted lube is like asking a guy if you haven't tasted their own cum. It is going to happen, and there are a lot of ways about it if you think hard enough (or you know have a warped idea about what constitutes normal sex from watching too much porn in your formative years, but luckily/unluckily that is becoming the new norm). But yea, I was the kid that played doctor and got really into it when I was younger, so I duh know.

"Oh, you guys want to shoot me but are out of ammo? Here, I've got some."

at how long this thread went , I had a moment of weakness but snapped out of it.





Leave josh alone , damn.

Did you see his profile pics? He looks like a douchey, ginger, papa smurf

woah. just ran into this thread. what a funny thread lol.

for me it is the opposite. my gf is usually the one who wants to have sex numerous times throughout the day. I mean we literally have sex almost every day... oral, intercourse, teasing, etc.... it kinda gets boring after a while and you just move on with your everyday life.

but when I was single for basically 21 years of my life... I was really sexually frustrated as well. I remember thinking to myself "this sucks, I wanna cum in a bitch's **** or mouth, not beat off in here...."

really once anyone gets a gf and has lots of sex, the sex drive tends to keep cool after

Your post sucks.

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Originally posted by Dj Pluviose really once anyone gets a gf and has lots of sex, the sex drive tends to keep cool after

Since when do you need a gf to fuck? If you are pulling different tail, it never gets old.

Your post sucks.

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Originally posted by Dj Pluviose woah. just ran into this thread. what a funny thread lol. for me it is the opposite. my gf is usually the one who wants to have sex numerous times throughout the day. I mean we literally have sex almost every day... oral, intercourse, teasing, etc.... it kinda gets boring after a while and you just move on with your everyday life. but when I was single for basically 21 years of my life... I was really sexually frustrated as well. I remember thinking to myself "this sucks, I wanna cum in a bitch's **** or mouth, not beat off in here...." really once anyone gets a gf and has lots of sex, the sex drive tends to keep cool after

Just gonna quote this one for the record books.

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Have we determined yet whether or not the OP is in fact doomed to beating off for all eternity? I got lost. Pie totally got me sidetracked with all that "Astroglide, all over your genitals" talk.