So I got a dud wog?
Aww damn it! Was hoping it would spontaneously manifest in a rain of lasagne

Lilly & Sushi, moving on a bit from the other thread

revenge... would putting a huge amount of fibresure in his cuppa tonight work? each teaspoon of it is 5g of fibre, so if i put 2 tablespoons in, will his guts go nuts ?

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Originally posted by Sushipunk Sadly, from what I understand, the 'anglo' part of the DNA actually negates any cooking ability that may have been genetically transfered from Italian or Greek heritage.

at least the anglo part stops them saying "shuttup-a-yah-mouth" instead of "excuse me squire, would you mind reversing the polarity of your jaw for a minute"

No one tells me to shutup, they simply cope until my mouth gets tired.

You know where it says 'Do not exceed the daily dose'?



Exceed the daily dose.

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Originally posted by Lilith Was hoping it would spontaneously manifest in a rain of lasagne

Never give up your hopes and dreams. It's what makes us human.

Lol.

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Originally posted by Ian revenge... would putting a huge amount of fibresure in his cuppa tonight work?

No. The taste will be far too obvious, and he will suspect subterfuge.

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Originally posted by Ian "excuse me squire, would you mind reversing the polarity of your jaw for a minute"

I just laughed so hard at that. Permission to steal that line [exclusively for use outside of TA, of course]?

LMFAO

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lol. it's colourless and odourless. it's a brill invention.

And of course you can use that line, it was totally spontaneous anyway

*waits while music transfers to new cheapish creative mp3 player*

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Originally posted by Lilith Lucky you! You'd think someone who was a bit greek, bit italian and a bit anglo could cook wouldn't you? Nope. Spoiled rotten

it was probably because she was not allowed in mamma's kitchen
that shit is out of bounds in most houses, mine included

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Originally posted by Ian lol. it's colourless and odourless. it's a brill invention.

But has it been tested? VERY IMPORTANT to know that your weapons will actually work on the front lines. Lol.

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Originally posted by Ian And of course you can use that line, it was totally spontaneous anyway

Golden

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Originally posted by Ian *waits while music transfers to new cheapish creative mp3 player*

I will never again own something made by Creative. Too many times, they have failed me. Too many times have I not been Darth Vader, thus ruining my chances of force-choking somebody

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Originally posted by narcism it was probably because she was not allowed in mamma's kitchen that shit is out of bounds in most houses, mine included

Any reasons that would happen, besides culture? Over here we're taught how to cook when we're young and in some places like the carribean it's even more important to learn mums cooking.

The mama isn't too bad... unless you're me.

Then I'm just the root of all evil, workerbee, dogsbody who gets to do all the crap jobs like fire people, harass staff, terrorise contractors, chase down deadlines and generally hated far and wide by most everyone.

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Originally posted by Sushipunk I will never again own something made by Creative. Too many times, they have failed me. Too many times have I not been Darth Vader, thus ruining my chances of force-choking somebody

My brother broke a 30gb jobby i had, but he's a dunce anyway with stuff so I expected it anyway. This is just cheap & doesn't have a lot that can go wrong (touch wood) with it. It just holds 2gb of music and has very few buttons or things to mess with on it. fingers crossed then I'm not an apple fan, their stuff is just way overpriced for me, and a lot of other brands had shocking battery lives.