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Originally posted by muckluck Well there's that chick who had 23 orgasms in one day. Masturbate much? A not too much, a much too much.

The most surprising is that she counted...

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Originally posted by Laughingfennec The most surprising is that she counted...

Heh. Makes me laugh thinking of her climaxing...then makin a tally mark on the wall...then orgasm, then tally mark...all the way to 23. She doesn't even eat the whole day...only masturbates. Then at the end it's like..."AAAAH OOHH! YESS!!!! aaaah...."*marks 23rd tally on wall* "Twenty-threeeeee." *sigh*. "Well, that was a hard day's masturbatin'. I need a burger...and a shower."

If she'd have set up her webcam she could have made tens of thousands of dollars for two months worth of masturbatin' in just one day.

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Last edited by muckluck on Mar-15-2005 at 22:16

The best thing is masturbate with the arm asleep, but u must be fast if u want to imagine that its a girl at least for 10 secs :P oh god i need sex now

only saddam didnt masturb8, he washed his dick in the vagina of a lady/wife....

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Originally posted by muckluck Heh. Makes me laugh thinking of her climaxing...then makin a tally mark on the wall...then orgasm, then tally mark...all the way to 23. She doesn't even eat the whole day...only masturbates. Then at the end it's like..."AAAAH OOHH! YESS!!!! aaaah...."*marks 23rd tally on wall* "Twenty-threeeeee." *sigh*. "Well, that was a hard day's masturbatin'. I need a burger...and a shower." If she'd have set up her webcam she could have made tens of thousands of dollars for two months worth of masturbatin' in just one day.

Sooo true ...

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Originally posted by muckluck Heh. Makes me laugh thinking of her climaxing...then makin a tally mark on the wall...then orgasm, then tally mark...all the way to 23. She doesn't even eat the whole day...only masturbates. Then at the end it's like..."AAAAH OOHH! YESS!!!! aaaah...."*marks 23rd tally on wall* "Twenty-threeeeee." *sigh*. "Well, that was a hard day's masturbatin'. I need a burger...and a shower." If she'd have set up her webcam she could have made tens of thousands of dollars for two months worth of masturbatin' in just one day.

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well, every man masterbates

part of teenage life.

i do it.. and voted yes..

i c no reason why mastebation is wrong.

just to release stress...

suggestion : u can mastebate while playing twister... with girls... or if you are a gay, vie versa..

i heard if you play nude twister play with baby oil... and do 69's



can buy twister game from any toy shop... basically they sell it to kids....

just bought mine in a toy shop in hobart.

a very honest thread.

lol

412 to 27

Mwuaahahahahahaha

sex ownz, even in solo

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Originally posted by articnorth well, every man masterbates

all girls do too... they're lying if they say otherwise

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