continue, i won't shit my pants.. i promise.

I think she's getting a George Foreman Grill

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Originally posted by astroboy I think she's getting a George Foreman Grill

I got one of those, I love it so much

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Dont send the baby.





em... the letter, I mean.

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Originally posted by UWM WALK AWAY.

oh i fourth that.. though it's taking her an AWEFUL long time to take that test!!

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Originally posted by drizzt81 oh i fourth that.. though it's taking her an AWEFUL long time to take that test!!

She wants him to quit school first.

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Originally posted by DaveSaenz She wants him to quit school first.

Most likely. This is ridiculous! It does not take days to find out the results. Three minutes people! THREE MINUTES!!

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sorry guys it took so long to reply...i came home to houston and i had to work..


Heres what happened.

on friday morning she called me and said she took the ept test and it showed no results..when it only takes 3 min.

i was like wtf?...so when i get to houston and chill at my house for a little bit i go over to her apartment and she showed me the test and said it was weird because it took 3 hrs for results to show up..

it was 2 lines which she was pregnant.

i told her it was a defected product...so i went to walgreens and spent 13 bucks on one and we toook it again and it showed she was not pregnant in 3 mins.

i was fukin happy as hell.
But was wondering wtf happened with the other test.
Sat. morning she calls me and tells me her period started.

Im fukin happy...


AFTER 72 hrs of intense suspense...it turns out i will live again.
I told her i want to be alone this weekend..
to play with my new mario kart double dash for gcube and starcraft.

im goin out to eat with my best friend tonite and take a deep breath and live life slow....

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Originally posted by speedracer_mec AFTER 72 hrs of intense suspense...it turns out i will live again. I told her i want to be alone this weekend.. to play with my new mario kart double dash for gcube and starcraft.

i hope you learned your lesson and will draw some conclusions from this experience. YOU FUCKING BETTER DRAW SOME CONCLUSIONS!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by speedracer_mec ...so when i get to houston and chill at my house for a little bit i go over to her apartment and she showed me the test and said it was weird because it took 3 hrs for results to show up.. it was 2 lines which she was pregnant. i told her it was a defected product...so i went to walgreens and spent 13 bucks on one and we toook it again and it showed she was not pregnant in 3 mins. i was fukin happy as hell. But was wondering wtf happened with the other test. Sat. morning she calls me and tells me her period started.

I'll tell you what happened, it took her 3 hours to find a magic marker to draw the lines with.

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I kinda feel like after the superbowl when the team u were rooting for doesn't win. Besides what hell am I going to do with this...

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