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Originally posted by UWM First off, you might want to ask her if she is comfortable. You may want to check the thermostat in your apartment. Perhaps clothe her if appropriate.

Check the thermostat?

We don't even have a thermostat... fuck, this is all so confusing and complicated, can't I get some step-by-step instructions here? Maybe a technical schematic or two?

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Ya, put it up and hope she starts taking her clothes off....which is rare in Canada cuz it's so hot in the summer, no need (remember female toplessness is legal here) and the winter...umm..well we got the heat on in our houses.

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Originally posted by DigiNut We don't even have a thermostat... fuck, this is all so confusing and complicated, can't I get some step-by-step instructions here? Maybe a technical schematic or two?

Just fuck her and report back the details.

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Originally posted by DigiNut We don't even have a thermostat... fuck, this is all so confusing and complicated, can't I get some step-by-step instructions here? Maybe a technical schematic or two?

She may have been drugged. It's situations like these were you have to be extra careful. Make sure to restrain her extremeties so as to avoid any injury. You might want to call Poison control or the hospital, as she may be in a serious state of mental distress and / or confusion.

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Originally posted by UWM She may have been drugged. It's situations like these were you have to be extra careful. Make sure to restrain her extremeties so as to avoid any injury. You might want to call Poison control or the hospital, as she may be in a serious state of mental distress and / or confusion.

Nah...forget all of that and just take my advice.

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Originally posted by trancebrat Just fuck her and report back the details.

How do I do that?

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Originally posted by DigiNut How do I do that?

Does your brain get an *Unable to Compute* message at about this point?


Yeah, me too.

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Originally posted by DigiNut How do I do that?

Well from the sound of that white stuff suddenly appearing on you...you might have to wait a while. Unless of course you're one of those guys...

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Originally posted by Orbax

What the fuck is that?

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