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slightly off, but I got it in the main today as a Monday morning chuckle...
>> > My neighbor found out that her dog could hardly hear, so she took
>> > it
> to
>> >the veterinarian. He found out that the problem was hair in it's
>> >ears so
> he
>> >cleaned both of its ears out and the dog could hear fine. The vet
>> >told
> the
>> >lady if she wanted to keep this from re-occurring, she should go to
>> >the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in its ears once a
>> > month.
>> > The lady goes to the drug store and gets some "Nair" hair
>> >remover. At the register the druggist tells her, "If you're going to
>> >use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."
>> >
>> > The lady says, "I'm not using it under my arms."
>> >
>> > The druggist says, "Oh. Well, if you're using it on your legs,
>> >don't shave for a couple of days."
>> >
>> > The lady says "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must
>> > know,
> I'm
>> >using it on my schnauzer."
>> >
>> > The druggist says, "Stay off your bicycle for a week."
>> >
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