Wet pussies rock! lol

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Originally posted by Clovis86 Thats what sucks about pool sex. But sex on a towel next to the pool is good.

You watch too much porn videos

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Originally posted by websley You watch too much porn videos

Hahah yea, I personally love it when I’m laying out by my pool all alone, and I start putting oil on my body, and then the hot pool boy shows up all sweaty with his shirt unbuttoned. He walks right over to me and says, “You look like you could use some help” but then his hands stray as he rubs it all over my body and the next thing you know, we’re banging like rabbits all over the house. One time my husband caught us, but he was bringing home his secretary to bang and we ended up having a big 4some!

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee One time my husband caught us, but he was bringing home his secretary to bang and we ended up having a big 4some!

Where's my WTFBBQ?

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Originally posted by Slylee Hahah yea, I personally love it when I’m laying out by my pool all alone, and I start putting oil on my body, and then the hot pool boy shows up all sweaty with his shirt unbuttoned. He walks right over to me and says, “You look like you could use some help” but then his hands stray as he rubs it all over my body and the next thing you know, we’re banging like rabbits all over the house. One time my husband caught us, but he was bringing home his secretary to bang and we ended up having a big 4some!

Wow! you could be a script writer in the porn industry!!!!!!!\

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Originally posted by Slylee changing the subject in the middle of talking about the female orgasm and masterbating,etc.. qualifies you as gay.

Oi Oi I never saw this till now so what if I'm gay?


Actually what if female orgasm-fests mean nothing to me because I've seen them so often?

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dervish its 2am go to bed!

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Originally posted by DJ_Bananie has n e one here tried sex in the shower? i hear its good. also: what's the deal with sex on like a washing machine?

If your wearing a rubber and doing it weirdly it gets dry for the girl or thr rubber gets "dry" and it's not so good. If the girl is really horny (not likely when she's trying to balance in a slippy shower) then it's ok but if not it just gets shit.

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Originally posted by Slylee Hahah yea, I personally love it when I’m laying out by my pool all alone, and I start putting oil on my body, and then the hot pool boy shows up all sweaty with his shirt unbuttoned. He walks right over to me and says, “You look like you could use some help” but then his hands stray as he rubs it all over my body and the next thing you know, we’re banging like rabbits all over the house. One time my husband caught us, but he was bringing home his secretary to bang and we ended up having a big 4some!

I totally hate it when that happens... my husband is such a bitch about anal when I don't even want it... so is the pool boy


now thats WTFBBQ

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Originally posted by Basstard dervish its 2am go to bed!

I'll put it down to working in tescos that you've only managed 100 posts "n00b" no wait...

(I'm never normaly an arse but I'm drunk + you used rollysmiles at me so f u)

EDIT: Waiiiiiit I understand this is your sex life.... sorry for me this is just a thing to do when I'm bored

Actually I'll throw down the gauntlet I've make my ex cum 6 times in one "sitting" (actually maybe 5 she got a bit confused after the 4th) I'll include the girls on this (DIY's) but who's beaten me?

Obviously I could be lying but lets just "pretend" I have... and I have.

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Last edited by Dervish on Jun-17-2005 at 01:46