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Originally posted by enferno and josh4 sucks penus.

good synopsis.

but we already knew josh4 sucked le cock

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Originally posted by Mr. Pink good synopsis. but we already knew josh4 sucked le cock

what's a cock?

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Originally posted by enferno what's a cock?

pit0

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Originally posted by Palladium pit0

pita?

like pita bread?

mmmm

"Titty fucking christ that was good"

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Originally posted by enferno what's a cock?

like penis, but smaller

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Summary of an ASOT episode:

- The newest tunes selected!!!! the hottest tracks in a row!!!! here is your host arrrrrmin van buuuuuuuuhreeennnnnhnnhhn
- hello and welcome glad u cud join us this is a state of trance episode blah blah blah
- waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah waaaaaaaaaaaaah whineeeeeeeeeeeee blah blaaaaaaaaah
- that was the newest track by blah bla and before that was blaaaaaaah
- waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....the end
Vomit-inducing trifecta tunage: Zocalo | Summer Dream | Shivers

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Originally posted by Azz3D like penis, but smaller

last one, manually
before that...orally i think, mbbe intercourse
who knows
lotta both


woo gina part 2!

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Originally posted by Lira Hadouuuuuuuuken!!!

lool


shinkuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

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Originally posted by Caela haha...ok, what's the general concensus about talking dirty?

Talking dirty is hot. Sometimes my girlfriend will be like, "i'm your dirty girl, fuck me ahahaahhaah fuck me" porn star style...man when you're all jacked on coke and gin it's the best thing ever. Oh amn...now everyone knows that my girlfriend talks dirty...and that i'm drunk. Fuck you didn't know that part.

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Originally posted by dj_bas Talking dirty is hot. Sometimes my girlfriend will be like, "i'm your dirty girl, fuck me ahahaahhaah fuck me" porn star style...man when you're all jacked on coke and gin it's the best thing ever. Oh amn...now everyone knows that my girlfriend talks dirty...and that i'm drunk. Fuck you didn't know that part.

HEYYYYYYYYYYY shit caps i'm kinda drunk too

k come on lets get some sex stories going

one time a while ago me and my gf were taking a shower together and weren't even doing anything serious when we heard her brother come into the house
i wasn't even supposed to be there, we hadn't been going out that long etc etc
i sprinted out of the shower ninjar style trying not to make noise, put on a towel, and climbed out a window in an adjacent room and ran to my car where (thankfully) i had another change of clothes to drive home in
he never noticed
running around your gf's neighborhood almost naked =

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Originally posted by dj_bas Talking dirty is hot. Sometimes my girlfriend will be like, "i'm your dirty girl, fuck me ahahaahhaah fuck me" porn star style...man when you're all jacked on coke and gin it's the best thing ever. Oh amn...now everyone knows that my girlfriend talks dirty...and that i'm drunk. Fuck you didn't know that part.

POWNED!

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Originally posted by ******** Seplling don't demonstrate intelligence and educatoin - knowing does.

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Originally posted by Clovis86 SELF-POWNED!

fixed!!

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You Can't Spell Hemorrhoids Without Emo. says:
i drank 14 bottles of it at my student union and dropkicked the projector image of a football manager that i thought was the real football manager. Went right through the screen.
.: Aureus :. says:
that is quite possibly the coolest fucking thing i have heard in my entire life