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Originally posted by Lilith My parents paid for me to get a pilot's licence and training when I was 16 in the vain hope that I wouldn't end up a complete wastrel. (that didn't quite work out...)

They had big plans for you!!

be a hijacker?

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

Too dumb for medical school (she really wanted me to be a dentist) and too short to be an airline hostie. The only things I terrorised in a plane where people stupid enough to get in it with me.

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Originally posted by Lilith too short to be an airline hostie.

I didn't know they had a height requirement. I would think not bumping your head on the ceiling would be a pro.

Basically if you cant get the luggage in the overhead compartment with some degree of elegance and not stepping on someone or clambering around like an ape, its a fail

I love how they discriminate when hiering flight attendents. Girls are always hot!

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

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Originally posted by nchs09 I love how they discriminate when hiering flight attendents. Girls are always hot!

Dark and flashing, as Fitzgerald would say.

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Originally posted by Lilith Basically if you cant get the luggage in the overhead compartment with some degree of elegance and not stepping on someone or clambering around like an ape, its a fail

I see. Well its not a very good job anyways. Stuck in a small area for an extended period of time with grumpy ppl having to pretend you like them. Like being next to Jennypie for an entire thread.

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Originally posted by jennypie Dark and flashing, as Fitzgerald would say.

lol nerd!

At least you have good taste.

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when i was a little kid, i asked my folks what was inside a door.

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Originally posted by Lebezniatnikov lol nerd! At least you have good taste.

Short dark and flashing?

Guess not