Originally posted by Demoted
Anybody use incense in the bathroom during such an occasion?
I prefer the smell of shit than the smell of shit masked by flowery smells
Jul-24-2009 02:06
bas
Stronger Lover
Registered: Jul 2004
Location: Here I Am Baby
What do you do with the paper after wards? It seems like if it were scrunched it would come undone in your hand and get up all on your wrists.
Christ, you disgust me.
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Jul-24-2009 02:07
pkcRAISTLIN
arbiter's chief minion
Registered: Jul 2002
Location:
quote:
Originally posted by bas
pkc you are an enigma
Wiping with a scrunched piece of paper increases volume but certainly decreases area. I'd say the chances of mudbutt-to-hand contact increases greatly with the scrunch method. Unless you have a gigantic ass and a comically small hand.
lols. Unless you’ve got parkinsons or something I see no reason why you guys assume that shit ends up anywhere other than where it is intended to go!
And im not scrunching it into a nice ball or something, just getting a nice, controlled grip on the collection of mal-formed paper and off we go!
And im not surprised you have no issues getting comfortable with the contours of your anus bas
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Jul-24-2009 02:08
pkcRAISTLIN
arbiter's chief minion
Registered: Jul 2002
Location:
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Jul-24-2009 02:13
Palladium
I want you to feel pain
Registered: May 2005
Location: At the Terrace, wineing
i wipe in the shower
Jul-24-2009 03:01
enydo
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Registered: Jan 2008
Location: NYC
lol thread starter = Beat Blog
Jul-24-2009 03:21
Zild
Ten City
Registered: Jun 2004
Location: San Antonio, US : TXTA #156
Seriously WTF?
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I've never been able to eat a whole baby.
Kill the women. Eat the children.
It's just one of those days where you want to bend over everyone you know and kiss their ass goodbye with a big sideways boot.
Registered: Nov 2004
Location: Guatemala, Guatemala
quote:
Originally posted by r5a
i stand up.
its all about the butthole check. do a quick check in the mirror - you gotta strech them cheeks out make sure theres nothing left after a good wiping session with them papers.
That had me in tears!
I concurr with Sushi, this is probably on of the best threads in TA history.
I'm still perplexed at the fact that some people stand up while wiping. I mean, how did they ever come to the conclusion that locking the shit between the cheeks first is the best approach to having a clean anus?
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"my son will be a gienues(sp?)" - Originally posted by Googooly
"many species of bear give blowjobs." - Originally posted by Sunsnail.. NOW CONFIRMED BY PHOTO EVIDENCE!
"astroboy is brave and gentle and wise." - Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
"ew! i wouldn't go anywhere near a homeless dudes butthole... not even if i was sodomizing him with a poison ivy cactus dildo" - Originally posted by lücid
"also can someone post the link to my mom's forum, thank you!" - Originally posted by miamitrance04
"dude man its not me its what the world does to me. Trust me I'm a normal person people just constantly fuck with me." Originally posted by ********
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Jul-24-2009 04:09
Adam420
Trance Free Since 2003
Registered: Jul 2008
Location: Montreal, QC
quote:
Originally posted by woscar
That had me in tears!
I concurr with Sushi, this is probably on of the best threads in TA history.
I'm still perplexed at the fact that some people stand up while wiping. I mean, how did they ever come to the conclusion that locking the shit between the cheeks first is the best approach to having a clean anus?
lol
I actually used to do it standing up when I was a kid but at one point realized I was doing it entirely wrong...
Originally posted by SYSTEM-J
Levels is...decent...damn better than a lot of the shite dominating the charts at the moment. It sounds absolutely nothing like...a billion and one similar tracks in this big-room style. I always had a soft spot.
Jul-24-2009 04:17
woscar
Starstuff
Registered: Nov 2004
Location: Guatemala, Guatemala
quote:
Originally posted by astroboy
3 seashells.
LOL, I always wondered what the fuck was up with the seashells
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"my son will be a gienues(sp?)" - Originally posted by Googooly
"many species of bear give blowjobs." - Originally posted by Sunsnail.. NOW CONFIRMED BY PHOTO EVIDENCE!
"astroboy is brave and gentle and wise." - Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
"ew! i wouldn't go anywhere near a homeless dudes butthole... not even if i was sodomizing him with a poison ivy cactus dildo" - Originally posted by lücid
"also can someone post the link to my mom's forum, thank you!" - Originally posted by miamitrance04
"dude man its not me its what the world does to me. Trust me I'm a normal person people just constantly fuck with me." Originally posted by ********
"I can see Lira getting a hard-on already. And believe me, Brazilian ass rape is the worst." - Originally posted by Meat187
