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Originally posted by jennypie Pulling out has worked for my bf and I for 10 years now.

so does anal

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Originally posted by Banora Mmm Aussie women.

<3 I knew they made home & away and neighbours for a reason

nice boot jennypie! now...banora!!! nice to see you again

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Originally posted by jennypie Pulling out has worked for my bf and I for 10 years now.

one of you might be infertile. i know my precum is like BLAM bitch you're pregnant

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Originally posted by Zild i know my precum is like BLAM bitch you're pregnant

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Originally posted by ziptnf I probably wake up QWOPing.

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Originally posted by Zild one of you might be infertile. i know my precum is like BLAM bitch you're pregnant

We've already been over this. Pay attention, Jake!

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Originally posted by Banora I would pause to listen for the sound of a wounded rhino and I knew it was her who had came back.

nice description!

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Originally posted by RickyM nice description!

I mean, she had to walk up three flights of steps to get to our room, so she was wheezing something fierce.

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Originally posted by ziptnf I probably wake up QWOPing.

You should have just rubbed some Robatussun on her!

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