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I never wanted to hit a fat UPS man in the face as much as I did today. I went in there already angry, but completely under control (cause yeh its been sitting there since last wed but I understand its not their fault, I mean I'm sure the entire UPS deserves a nice 4 day vacation for turkey day when I dont get a single fvckn day off).
Ahem, but this is how the conversation basically went.
UPS: "Hi how can I help you today?"
Me: "Yes, hi, my package has been on your trucks since last wednesday I'm wondering if it went out for delivery or if its here now I can just pick it up?" (I'm assuming its out on delivery so I'm not expecting it, I really went there to put a hold on it)
UPS: "Ok sure thing, name etc etc.."
Me: Waiting
UPS: "Can I have the address please"? (Im trying to remember as good as I can how everything was said)
Me: ****** (address)
UPS: "A PO BOX?"
Me: "Yes, a PO BOX".
UPS: "We dont ship to PO BOXES.."
ME: "Well apparently you do, because UPS delivered a box to my PO BOX 3 weeks ago, I still have the tracking in my email if you wanna see.."
UPS: "Well, we aren't suppose to.."
ME: "Really? So why do you still take packages addressed to PO BOXs if you're not suppose to be shipping them to PO BOXs (this is when that magic word money comes to play I guess)"
UPS: "Its just policy blah blah blah"
Me: (holding my breath)
*THIS IS WHEN THINGS GET BAD NOW*
UPS: "Ok well if it was addressed to a PO BOX that means it never left the facility (this is like hearing Angelina Jolie wants to blow me, basically meant that I didn't have to wait till tommorow to get it so I'm pumped)
Me: "Oh reallllyyyy? Awesome, so then I can pick it up now?"
UPS: "Uh hold on.. let me just see here (hes looking through the computer).
*waiting
UPS man now actually gets off his computer, and goes onto the one right next to him. I'm thinking "hmm... that seems strange".
UPS man looks up at me then looks back down.. now I'm getting shaded out (I get shaded out real easy by people when theyre behavoir seems to change for no reason).
But this guys behavoir changed I guess cause he became nervous for what came out of his mouth next.
UPS: "Im sorry.. well it looks here like it DID go out for delivery (start crying on the inside lol).. which is not typical"
Me: (trying not to strangle UPS man)
Me: "So.. that means I can't get it today then?"
UPS: "The driver won't be back till later tonight, it depends on what time he gets back really.." (his nice way of saying no is what I hear)
Long story short I give him my number and they say they'll call when it comes back. I walk out cursing under my breath. Get a call at 6:15pm, I'm in class. It was the UPS, they closed at 7 so I basically had 45mins to pick it up, was not happening.
Oh well, at least tommorow I know for a fact I'll have it. I put a hold on it so it stays at UPS now and they can't move it for 5 days. But g/damn all I want is my fvckn Virus. I was so close to actually yelling it as I was walking out "GIVE ME MY FVCKN VIRUS!!! ALL I WANT IS MY G/DAMN VIRUS!!!!!!!!" but a virus isn't gonna do much good when I'm in jail so yeh.. thats my awesome story today..
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Sequencers: FL Studio 9XXL & Reason 3.
Main Synth Bass GTs - Pro-53, V-Station, Sytrus, Subtractor, Trilian, Blue, Sylenth & Z3ta.
Main Synth Lead/Pad GTs - Z3ta, Sytrus, Sylenth, Vangard, Albino & Nexus.
Main FXs GTs - Waves Plugins, Soundtoys, Volcano, FL Native FX.
Hardware - Truths, Echo Audiofire, Virus Snow, & Novation Xio Midi-Synth.
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