Bart says "Nah there's a badger in there.."

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Homer Says "Badger my ass, its probably just millhouse"

sticks his head into dog kennel....legs and arms start flailing wildly....

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Homer backs out, skin all scrathed up (whilst his clothes remain completley intact)

homer says "yepp its a badger alright, or possibly a griffin... bart do you have any dynamite???"

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Lange Rule

JamX & DeLeon Rule

Bart says "yeah plenty"

Homer Says "Bring it out here, we'll blow it outta there"

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Lisa says "no wait shouldnt we just call animal control???"

Homer Says "Good Idea, then maybe we should goto a hospital and check this out

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Homer pulls up his shirt, to show the skin on his upper torso completely missing, allowing you to see all his organs

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Lisa says "how'd it do that without ripping your shirt???"

Homer says "I dunno, what do i look like..... a tailor????"

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Hybrid Junkie and DJ_Ballistic, you have officially brought post whoring to a new level At least Philby's posts were actually relevant

*thinks about what ever inspired him to start this thread*

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"To that guy, who asked me to sign this piece of paper saying that I’m number one… thumbs up to you man!!!" - Ferry Corsten

Ba-doom-ching

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damn i wasnt fast enuf, people interupted my story!!!!

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