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1. Men are like ... Laxatives ... They irritate the shit out of you.
2. Men are like ... Bananas ... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ... Vacations ... They never seem to be long enough.
4. Men are like ... Weather ... Nothing can be done to change them.
5. Men are like ... Blenders ... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
6. Men are like ... Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
7. Men are like ... Coffee ... The best ones are rich, warm, & can keep you up all night long.
8. Men are like ... Commercials ... You can't believe a word they say.
9. Men are like ... Department Stores . Their clothes are always ½ off.
10. Men are like ... Government Bonds ... They take soooooooo long to mature.
11. Men are like ... Mascara ... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
12. Men are like ... Popcorn ... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
13. Men are like ... Snowstorms ... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
14. Men are like ... Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
15. Men are like ... Parking Spots ... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
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Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half
discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with
fertile deltas.
Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well
developed and open to trade especially for someone
with cash.
Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot,
relaxed
and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently
aging but still a warm and a desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the
war - haunted by past mistakes. Massive
reconstruction
is now necessary.
Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide
and borders are unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps
people away.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with
a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no
future.
After 70, they become Afghanistan. Most everyone
knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iraq - ruled by a
dick.
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