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Originally posted by DigiNut I'll tell you what happened, it took her 3 hours to find a magic marker to draw the lines with.

Downright halarious =)

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Originally posted by anuneventrade Good idea to sell your mustang. They're pieces of shit. Such a crap engine. It takes a whole three minutes to take a piss test. This is taking too long. Tell her to piss on a stick and we'll all find out what happens.

I agree. Mustangs suck.

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Originally posted by speedracer_mec i was fukin happy as hell. But was wondering wtf happened with the other test. Sat. morning she calls me and tells me her period started.

Can't say i'm surprised she wasn't pregnant... she tried to pull a fast one on you there with the magic marker

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Originally posted by speedracer_mec im goin out to eat with my best friend tonite and take a deep breath and live life slow....

and ffs, DUMP THE WOMAN!!

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FFS stop letting her walk all over you!! Drop this bitch already!

edit: btw, thanks for giving us closure on this.

Last edited by butterfly on Nov-23-2003 at 05:37

THREAD CLOSED

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Originally posted by Orbax THREAD CLOSED

You forgot the bold text. See you in the operating place!

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Originally posted by butterfly FFS stop letting her walk all over you!! Drop this bitch already!

When even the girls are saying this, you know its time to listen.

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Originally posted by astroboy When even the girls are saying this, you know its time to listen.

I think this is thread number 5 that they have.

But it has not gotten thru to Major Tom over there.



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god fucking damnit what a fucking anti-climatic war and peace esque thread

give me my minutes back asshole!

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Originally posted by DigiNut I'll tell you what happened, it took her 3 hours to find a magic marker to draw the lines with.

Words of wisdom!

If this hasn't taught you a lesson, you're a dumbass. Plain and simple. You better drop this idiot of a girlfriend and find yourself a new one! Mark my words, she will pull this again when she feels left out in your life.

If there's one more thread about this girl, and it's not "I finally got my head out of my ass and dumped the girl", Neo, Please close it immediately.

kthxbye!

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Originally posted by speedracer_mec sorry guys it took so long to reply...i came home to houston and i had to work.. Heres what happened. on friday morning she called me and said she took the ept test and it showed no results..when it only takes 3 min. i was like wtf?...so when i get to houston and chill at my house for a little bit i go over to her apartment and she showed me the test and said it was weird because it took 3 hrs for results to show up.. it was 2 lines which she was pregnant. i told her it was a defected product...so i went to walgreens and spent 13 bucks on one and we toook it again and it showed she was not pregnant in 3 mins. i was fukin happy as hell. But was wondering wtf happened with the other test. Sat. morning she calls me and tells me her period started. Im fukin happy... AFTER 72 hrs of intense suspense...it turns out i will live again. I told her i want to be alone this weekend.. to play with my new mario kart double dash for gcube and starcraft. im goin out to eat with my best friend tonite and take a deep breath and live life slow....

I'm glad to hear the good news, Mec!

I can't read all of the other responses so sorry if I'm repeating what's already been said ; if you choose to have sex, be a real man and have sex responsibly!

Take a break from the games and do research!

http://www.itsyoursexlife.com/
http://www.sexuality.org/safesex.html
http://quiz.ivillage.com/health/tests/wcsafesex.htm

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