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Originally posted by Sunsnail granted, but nuclear radiation fills the sky, so that even walking outside your house would kill you I wish I had every EDM liveset/song ever made.

granted, but the bitches from the RIAA fine your ass 10932902390230 US dollars.

I wish I was the CEO of wal-mart

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Originally posted by tribu Granted, but you lose your hearing upon cueing up your Just Be sampler, the first record you decided to put on. I wish that my project and presentation go well tomorrow.

Granted, but then all of a sudden it backfires because somebody else wished against you.

I wish that Tribu's project and presentation fail miserably j/k, hope you do well.

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Originally posted by Dirk W. Granted, but then all of a sudden it backfires because somebody else wished against you. I wish that Tribu's project and presentation fail miserably j/k, hope you do well.

Umm...Granted? But I fail the class anyways?

I wish that vagina juice had a lower sodium content.

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Originally posted by Dirk W. granted, but the bitches from the RIAA fine your ass 10932902390230 US dollars. I wish I was the CEO of wal-mart

Granted....but all the money you make flows into my bank account

I wish I could make straight 100's throughout high school and college

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Originally posted by tribu Umm...Granted? But I fail the class anyways? I wish that vagina juice had a lower sodium content.

Granted, but you live off vagina juice and we all know you'll die of thirst within the first week.

I wish more noobies would join TA and start "i'm new here" threads.

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Originally posted by Dirk W. I wish more noobies would join TA and start "i'm new here" threads.

Granted but they actually respond after the first post and flame you and own you with clever, sarcastic and wryly written posts demeaning you and your character. We all shun you and accept the TiT as "one of us"!



I wish tribu was a unicorn

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Originally posted by Mebot Granted but they actually respond after the first post and flame you and own you with clever, sarcastic and wryly written posts demeaning you and your character. We all shun you and accept the TiT as "one of us"! I wish tribu was a unicorn

Granted, then I stab you with my horn, like in this cartoon:



I wish I had a large pepperoni Pizza in front of me, without anything bad happening to it, no weird extra "toppings" and I was able to eat it

^^^ aha thats funnny (the unicorn comic i mean)

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Originally posted by tribu I wish I had a large pepperoni Pizza in front of me, without anything bad happening to it, no weird extra "toppings" and I was able to eat it

Granted, but the sauce gives you terrible heartburn.

Oh, and bloodninja had sex with it beforehand.

I wish Orbital would get back together.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On Granted, but the sauce gives you terrible heartburn. Oh, and bloodninja had sex with it beforehand. I wish Orbital would get back together.

Granted, but I wish that orbital would break up again!!

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GRRRRRRRanted.....

but you have to go to Hell and give Hitler a blumpkin for your blasphemy!!!



I wish I was in bed right now...I'm really tired, and I don't...even think I can finish my senten

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On GRRRRRRRanted..... but you have to go to Hell and give Hitler a blumpkin for your blasphemy!!! I wish I was in bed right now...I'm really tired, and I don't...even think I can finish my senten

Granted, but while you are in bed you notice you can't move your arms and legs, and suddenly the roof collapsed and you die.

I wish someone made another suicide thread, so I can updte my sig qith more quotes.

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