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"Zookeeper"
Because my house IS a ZOO!
Here's why:
2 Adults (who act like children)
3 Kids + all their friends, eating all my food
1 rabbit
3 horses
1 very friendly wild skunk
3 sets of in-laws, who are always over
15-20 friends who "drop by" at all hours of the day and night, to use my pool, drink my beer, and listen to my music collection.
...and this is just on a "normal" day, the weekends can get mighty crazy, ie. coming home from work at 2:30am and finding several friends sleeping on the porch swing and in my hammock 
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