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Originally posted by Marcolissimo No woman, no blow jobs

Fixed.

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Originally posted by jennypie Fixed.

Fucking gold.

This is why jennyapplepie is the BEST! LOL!

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Originally posted by jennypie Fixed.

thanx a lot asshole, now I'm gonna spend v'day crying (and possibly masterbating).

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Hey, throw in a little dinner and some choking and that actually sounds like a pretty fun Valentines's Day!

Didn't I already say I might be choking the chicken?? Or spanking the monkey... or whatever you kids call it these days!

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Originally posted by jennypie Hey, throw in a little dinner and some choking and that actually sounds like a pretty fun Valentines's Day!

why u gotta be sooo mean!!!,, us single men have feelings !!!! are inability to get girlfriends makes us poor saps who have nothing else better to do then sit at home and contemplate suicide.. please enough jokes.. we are very fragile people.. we need cheerful more pleasant discussions ... rather then making us feel shittier then we already feel.. maybe give us some suggestions.. u know tuck in that shirt.. or comb ur hair.. maybe we could get a date if we did those simple things..

me on the other hand.. i could never and most likely will never have a girlfriend..


(tears...sobbs...go and hides in the washroom)

Lies. You're clearly a masochist.

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Originally posted by jennypie Lies. You're clearly a masochist.

nope! i feel pain, but its not inflicted by me... it's really society!!

and these stupid holidays make it so much harder to bare the pain!

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Originally posted by jennypie Lies. You're clearly a masochist.

oh jenny

you're on fire today

<3

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Originally posted by chinamon not true. i say "ugh" but i am a tranny.

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Originally posted by kotsy lol colour me retarded

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Originally posted by jsibilin maybe give us some suggestions.. u know tuck in that shirt.. or comb ur hair.. maybe we could get a date if we did those simple things..

or at least tell us to shower, shave, and put on some deodorant. I'm tired of smelling like burnt leftover pizza

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Good enough advice?