All the jokes here have flatlined. The level of rediculaise makes one's head spin. Some deserve proper skull-fucking!

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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard anyone who would jump the safety fence and approach an operating roller-coaster, clearly, doesn't have his head screwed on right.

I watched a guy do this at six flags recently, he dropped his phone or something. Park staff totally gave him the "are you that fucking stupid" speech.

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Originally posted by glass I watched a guy do this at six flags recently, he dropped his phone or something. Park staff totally gave him the "are you that fucking stupid" speech.

Yes, one would need to be brain dead to put their neck on the line like that.

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

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Originally posted by ******** Seplling don't demonstrate intelligence and educatoin - knowing does.

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Originally posted by Clovis

This would have been way funnier if you could have posted Pedobear's body sans head.

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

ooh, i got one! i got one!

"in six flags, the bucket kicks you!"

no? hm. back to the drawing board.

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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)

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Originally posted by idoru What a moron.

i feel bad for his family, not for him being killed by his own stupidty.

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He gave the ride head. huh huh

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all jokes aside, think he saw the joker coming?

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Originally posted by aNYthing 2. your thoughts." - period goes after the quote.

Um... No. In the United States the period is placed inside the quote.

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This thread is like one big austin powers joke