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tiesto14
Let The Music Play

Registered: Oct 2001
Location: The Palladium New York City
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Jul-02-2002 22:59
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tiesto14
Let The Music Play

Registered: Oct 2001
Location: The Palladium New York City
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| quote: | Originally posted by Cyrus King
but we didnt die from people who had second hand guns and had no military training right... you the "number 1" military lost to FARMERS WITH GUNS!!!! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL |
first of all noone really won the war..second wheres your LINK to your best country shit?...thats right i knew u couldnt present one...
and u wanna start thinking Canada is better...well lemme give soem reasons why your country is a fucking joke
I've always thought of the relationship between the USA and Canada as that of two brothers: the elder one is tall, dashingly handsome and of powerful stature, clever, independent, fabulously wealthy and successful, admired (or feared and deferred to,) by the whole world, sometimes cruel and selfish, but always seeking to be loyal to his allies and friends. The little brother is somewhat simple, puny, good-hearted though knock-kneed and a bit-feeble minded, absolutely dependent upon others, at first upon their ancient and feeble father (the UK) and now, mostly upon his older brother, and lives in his golden shadow.
Sorry, Canadians, your fate of eternal mediocrity was sealed when you failed to take our side in the revolution against Britain so many years ago. I guess you thought we'd lose, eh? Whoops, major miscalculation. Well, at least life for you is quite warm and safe in our shadow.
Sadly, the fact that you didn't take our side against mean old Dad means that you didn't reap the benefits of pride in freedom that we did. Your national identity crisis causes you to lash out against us, your brother. It stems from the fact that you never wrested your independence away from anyone, indeed, have never even particularly asserted it at all, as a nation.
For God's sakes, the Queen of England is on your freakin' money! Are you English, British, Canadian, French what?? Do you even know? My advice to help alleviate your identity crisis and to engender true national pride, as opposed to the kind which is manufactured by your TV advertisers, is as follows:
1. Pick ONE identity, and go with that. Quebecois, Canadian, or British. NO, you can't be all three. Pick one. Get rid of the other two. The world will even have more respect for you if you declare yourself a district of Great Britain, than the current political muddle you've got going up there (commonwealth?? Semi-detached Quebec??)
2. A tree-leaf is about as wussy as it gets, for a national symbol. It says, "we like trees." Hmm. Not exactly awe-inspiring or valiant. Focus on these two other qualities, or maybe something that hearkens back to your cultural heritage. Bottom line: your flag and symbols need overhauling, if you want to be taken seriously.
3. Get that wrinkly old bitch off of your money, ASAP. News flash: she's never done squat for you, and never will. It's a disgrace to your nation. I could go on, but these are a good start. You've got your work cut out for you, but we're rooting for you down here. No, really, little bro, we want to see you do well. Now fetch us another Molsen and send out that guy Carry again, he's a hoot.
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Bring back 1994 NYC clubbing nights, cus the sh*t today is filled with junk parties and DJs that play sh*t House.....Zabiela, Sander, or Howells and all the rest suck and couldnt throw a night like it was in the early 90s in NYC!!!...Screw Twilo - give me Limelight circa 1993!!!
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