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-If you have five dollars and ***** has five dollars, ***** has more money than you.
-There is no 'ctrl' button on *****'s computer. ***** is always in control.
-Apple pays ***** 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
-***** can sneeze with his eyes open.
-***** can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
-***** is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
-***** destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
-***** can kill two stones with one bird.
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