Originally posted by HardTrance81
I remember the day my dad actually walked in on me. It was funny cause my dad is one of those types that never loses his cool, he always knows the answer and always slick about everything. any how, every one in my house was out for the evening and i had just got home from work and my girlfriends mother was dropping her off at my house to stay the night. what we didn't know is that when she left my gf's mother used her cell phone and called my parents to let them know we were home alone.... so my dad left the dinner and drove 15 minutes back to the house and check on us......by the time my dad walked in my bedroom door i had my gilfriend bent over the arm of the couch in my room and i was pulling her hair as she was facing my bedroom door...... when my father walked in all he saw was this 17yr old girls face looking right at him as i was pulling her hair riding her like a cowboy.... LOL!!!!! my father walked in and yelled WTF!!!!! and when he tried to turn around slipped and fell and tried to catch his balance but ended up knocking down some shelves i had up on the wall. My girlfriend screamed and darted for her clothes..... my father ended up leaving to go back to dinner and told my mom..... the next morning my mom was making fun of my girlfriend...asking her if she liked it doggystyle clappin her hands togther...... askin her if her son was any good...... i have never seen a girl so embarrased....... i don't think my girlfriend ever lived that up, when she got home her mother knew cause of my mother and the first words out of her mouth was, "so...... michelle..... i heard you like it doggystyle?" my girlfriend didn't come back over for weeks and from then on she was so paranoid about having sex anywhere ever again
Priceless...
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Jan-15-2003 15:11
Lira
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quote:
Originally posted by DJ Fundamental
Priceless...
Specially the "So... Michelle..." part
I wish I could've seen the expression on her face when her mother said it, must've been hilarious
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Jan-15-2003 15:21
butterfly
melissa
Registered: Apr 2002
Location: West CoCo, CA
wow that one was good...
Jan-15-2003 15:40
HardTrance81
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Registered: Dec 2002
Location: Charlottesville, VA
QUESTION: What do you think is more embarassing, being caught by your parents or your friends? and why. . . . . .
Jan-15-2003 16:03
Furel
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Registered: Jul 2002
Location: Belo Horizonte
BWAHAHAHAHAHA! I think this "Michelle" post is the funniest ever! We should make a poll and vote for the funiest post for this thread.. LOL!
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Jan-15-2003 16:41
KoreanDJ
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Registered: Nov 2002
Location: University of Washington. SEATTLE
Sheeeit, you horny kids. Wait until you get your own apartment and then f*ck like jack rabbits!
Steve
Jan-15-2003 17:46
butterfly
melissa
Registered: Apr 2002
Location: West CoCo, CA
quote:
Originally posted by KoreanDJ
Sheeeit, you horny kids. Wait until you get your own apartment and then f*ck like jack rabbits!
Steve
who said i don't already?
Jan-15-2003 17:52
HardTrance81
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Registered: Dec 2002
Location: Charlottesville, VA
HEY, HAS ANY ONE WALKED IN ON THEIR PARENTS???? cause i walked in on my parents before they ever walked in on me. . . . . one night i wanted to go swimming in our inground pool so you know i suit up and what not and grab a towel make it out to the pool and all the lights are off i go to turn the heater on and it was already on, so i am like " what the hell, some one left the heater on....." i turn around and turn on the light and from where i am standing you can over look the entire pool.... when the light whent i heard my mother scream SHUT THE DAMN LIGHT OFF MICHEAL (mother calls me by my middle name).... i look over and there is my mother and father naked in the pool together.... i start screaming: YOU PEOPLE ARE FUCKING SICK!!!!!! OTHER PEOPLE HAVE TO SWIM IN THIS POOL!!!!! i left with out shutting the lights off and took all the towels....... ha ha ha there were so pissed they had to get out of the pool with out anything on or to cover them up!!!! the next day I SHOCKED the pool with extra bleach and chemicals..... nothing sucks more than that..... at least when our parents catch us we're young and good looking, right? any how long story short i got grounded for taking the towels....... LOL and that was last time they whent skinny dippin......
Jan-15-2003 18:31
butterfly
melissa
Registered: Apr 2002
Location: West CoCo, CA
quote:
Originally posted by HardTrance81
HEY, HAS ANY ONE WALKED IN ON THEIR PARENTS???? cause i walked in on my parents before they ever walked in on me. . . . . one night i wanted to go swimming in our inground pool so you know i suit up and what not and grab a towel make it out to the pool and all the lights are off i go to turn the heater on and it was already on, so i am like " what the hell, some one left the heater on....." i turn around and turn on the light and from where i am standing you can over look the entire pool.... when the light whent i heard my mother scream SHUT THE DAMN LIGHT OFF MICHEAL (mother calls me by my middle name).... i look over and there is my mother and father naked in the pool together.... i start screaming: YOU PEOPLE ARE FUCKING SICK!!!!!! OTHER PEOPLE HAVE TO SWIM IN THIS POOL!!!!! i left with out shutting the lights off and took all the towels....... ha ha ha there were so pissed they had to get out of the pool with out anything on or to cover them up!!!! the next day I SHOCKED the pool with extra bleach and chemicals..... nothing sucks more than that..... at least when our parents catch us we're young and good looking, right? any how long story short i got grounded for taking the towels....... LOL and that was last time they whent skinny dippin......
i don't really want to hear about parents walkin stories - though that one was kinda funny... they have a right to fuck too.
Jan-15-2003 19:42
CheRRy_Trance
tranceaddict
Registered: Oct 2002
Location: Talent, OR
omg, I think I would seriously need some therapy if I walked in on my parents. granted, they need to get some too, I just don't need to see or hear about it.
Jan-15-2003 22:57
Prototrance
AKA Narel & Suffuse
Registered: Mar 2002
Location: Melbourne, Australia
I just thought of another one! This is painful!! As it involves my parents.
I was 10 years old and my parents think I have forgotten about this and I dont even think that they thought I realised what was going on in the first place.
Anyway I wanted Teenwolf recording off the TV so my Dad went and got me a video from my parents room. We recorded the film successfully. Now you know when you wind the film back a bit after recording just to check if it has recorded ok???? Yeah well, me and mum and dad were all in the room when I did this check. Just after the start of the end credits the recording stops, goes a bit fuzzy and then forms into a picture............. and theres Dad banging Mum senseless. He even turned round to the camera and grinned!
I have never seen my parents move faster than when they both shot across the room for the remote control to stop the video.
I was sure something was going on so I checked the film about an hour later, but the offending activity had been recorded over with MTV.
I remain emotionally scarred to this day
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