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Originally posted by UWM She might've left her leftovers on the counter and forgot to eat them. Maybe she's hungry and wants you to put them in the microwave.

I asked her if she was hungry and she said "I just ate" and laughed at me... I don't understand what was so funny... man I really suck at this.

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Originally posted by trancebrat Ah! She's talking about the vibrator.

That sounds familiar... what is that and where can I get one?

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2009-06-18 - DJ Annoying @ People Need To Know Where I'll Be
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fuck it, im gonna go work out. Sniff you jerks later.

wuss...i already ran 4 miles...

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Originally posted by DigiNut I asked her if she was hungry and she said "I just ate" and laughed at me... I don't understand what was so funny... man I really suck at this.

Hopefully she used her credit card, and still has cash left in her wallet.

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Originally posted by DigiNut I asked her if she was hungry and she said "I just ate" and laughed at me... I don't understand what was so funny... man I really suck at this.

Did the white stuff you spoke of ended up getting in her mouth?

Maybe that's why she isn't hungry anymore.

I ran yesterday. I try not to run and do leg workouts on the same day hehe. ok im really leaving now.

Digi: final advice. Gently slide your fingers between the delicate lips and unfold that silky smooth package of hers. And then gently...OH SO GENTLY...take all of her money and credit cards.

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Originally posted by UWM Did the white stuff you spoke of ended up getting in her mouth? Maybe that's why she isn't hungry anymore.

I think so. Do you know what it is? She said to fuck her... I typed fuck into google and only got http://www.wtfpeople.net. Damn it, why can't the internet be more helpful... maybe she doesn't like me after all if she's swearing at me.

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My party schedule:
2009-02-21 - DJ Attention @ I'm So Popular
2009-06-18 - DJ Annoying @ People Need To Know Where I'll Be
2012-11-32 - DJ Insufferable ɸ Or At Least the Stalkers I Complain About
2048-06-66 - Spastic & Whocares ¶ Although I'm Actually Flattered
9999-45-81 - Tweaker Gimp ☼ I Probably Won't Even Go To This But I Have To Make Sure I Fill Up All The Available Space Here

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Originally posted by Orbax Digi: final advice. Gently slide your fingers between the delicate lips and unfold that silky smooth package of hers. And then gently...OH SO GENTLY...take all of her money and credit cards.

You are the funniest mother ******.

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Originally posted by Orbax Digi: final advice. Gently slide your fingers between the delicate lips and unfold that silky smooth package of hers. And then gently...OH SO GENTLY...take all of her money and credit cards.

FINALLY some clear advice! Thank you, it all makes sense now!

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My party schedule:
2009-02-21 - DJ Attention @ I'm So Popular
2009-06-18 - DJ Annoying @ People Need To Know Where I'll Be
2012-11-32 - DJ Insufferable ɸ Or At Least the Stalkers I Complain About
2048-06-66 - Spastic & Whocares ¶ Although I'm Actually Flattered
9999-45-81 - Tweaker Gimp ☼ I Probably Won't Even Go To This But I Have To Make Sure I Fill Up All The Available Space Here

i decided to eat a whole bunch of food and drink instead of working out


so im back

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Originally posted by Orbax i decided to eat a whole bunch of food and drink instead of working out so im back

Yeah I heard you can get ripped like that too. Although I might have mistaken it for "letting one rip".

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My party schedule:
2009-02-21 - DJ Attention @ I'm So Popular
2009-06-18 - DJ Annoying @ People Need To Know Where I'll Be
2012-11-32 - DJ Insufferable ɸ Or At Least the Stalkers I Complain About
2048-06-66 - Spastic & Whocares ¶ Although I'm Actually Flattered
9999-45-81 - Tweaker Gimp ☼ I Probably Won't Even Go To This But I Have To Make Sure I Fill Up All The Available Space Here