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Originally posted by squirrelly Isn't it harder to shit after you've gotten anal? A girl at work and I had a discussion about it yesterday (actually everyone at my work was wicked perverted yesterday and sex was all we talked about) and she said that you can't shit for a day or two afterwards because it hurts so bad.

yeah unless your sphincter muscles are so loose that your shit just falls out without having to push

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Originally posted by lücid yeah unless your sphincter muscles are so loose that your shit just falls out without having to push

uuuuuuuuuuuugggggggggh

that's sick.

I don't know anything about anal my ass is exit ONLY, kthx.

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Originally posted by squirrelly Isn't it harder to shit after you've gotten anal? A girl at work and I had a discussion about it yesterday (actually everyone at my work was wicked perverted yesterday and sex was all we talked about) and she said that you can't shit for a day or two afterwards because it hurts so bad.

use preparation H as a lubricant (insert gay joke here)

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Originally posted by igottaknow use preparation H as a lubricant

oh god I think I'm going to throw up my lunch

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Originally posted by squirrelly Isn't it harder to shit after you've gotten anal? A girl at work and I had a discussion about it yesterday (actually everyone at my work was wicked perverted yesterday and sex was all we talked about) and she said that you can't shit for a day or two afterwards because it hurts so bad.

Actually, I usually find that I have to shit a few hours after. But yeah, sometimes it's a bit tender.


Don't knock assplay till you've tried it. I have the best orgasms when my bf has a finger in my ass. Of course you have to be really comfortable with the idea...and that definitely takes some time.

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Originally posted by squirrelly uuuuuuuuuuuugggggggggh that's sick. I don't know anything about anal my ass is exit ONLY, kthx.

haha sorry for the gross comment, i dunno if that actually happens with just normal anal sex... but i think i read somewhere about a guy who got raped up the butt and his sphincter was so damaged that he had to wear diapers because he couldn't hold his shit in.

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Originally posted by jennypie Actually, I usually find that I have to shit a few hours after. But yeah, sometimes it's a bit tender. Don't knock assplay till you've tried it. I have the best orgasms when my bf has a finger in my ass. Of course you have to be really comfortable with the idea...and that definitely takes some time.

I don't doubt it, the girls at my work swear by it and say that they've never had a better orgasm... but I seriously start shuddering when I think about it. I'm up for a lot of things but I don't think that's one of them

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Originally posted by squirrelly I don't doubt it, the girls at my work swear by it and say that they've never had a better orgasm... but I seriously start shuddering when I think about it. I'm up for a lot of things but I don't think that's one of them

i think its overrated

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i've ever had an orgasm once by having anal with my ex ...but it only happened once ....and yeah im not a big fan of anal sometimes it can hurt ....yeah i agree with u IGK anal is overrated

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Originally posted by h0tsweetbabyd0l i've ever had an orgasm once by having anal with my ex ...but it only happened once ....and yeah im not a big fan of anal sometimes it can hurt ....yeah i agree with u IGK anal is overrated

A guy at my work said "I can't imagine how much it hurts you guys. It hurts US, it's gotta hurt you guys."

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Originally posted by squirrelly A guy at my work said "I can't imagine how much it hurts you guys. It hurts US, it's gotta hurt you guys."

receiving isn't THAT bad...








wait... nevermind

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Originally posted by jennypie Actually, I usually find that I have to shit a few hours after. But yeah, sometimes it's a bit tender. Don't knock assplay till you've tried it. I have the best orgasms when my bf has a finger in my ass. Of course you have to be really comfortable with the idea...and that definitely takes some time.

yea i was very scared of the idea at first too and then one night after lots of patron shots, it happened. it's not something i would do every time i have sex...it's definitely something that you really have to be relaxed and in the mood for.


oh and don't even get me started on this disgusting video that swamper sent me a link to like 3 years ago. i still have yet to find anything to top it.

it was called "Anal Volcano"

some dude with a monster penis was banging this chick in the ass and i guess he finished off and came inside it...then she gets in this weird position (kind of like when ur on ur back and u do the exercise bike motion in the air with your legs up) and she pushed her asshole out and it was so loose and nasty that the inside of her asshole protruded outside and all the cum came trickling down her friggin asshole insides (pretty much her lower intestine was like bulging out of her asshole) and the semen dripping down looked like lava...hence the "anal volcano" name.

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