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Plow Condom Promotion
# Cover your plow before you plow.
# Before you attack her, wrap your plow.
# Don't be silly, protect your plow.
# When in doubt, shroud your plow.
# Don't be a loner, cover your plow.
# You can't go wrong if you shield your plow.
# If you think she's spunky, cover your plow.
# If you slip between her thighs, be sure to plowomize.
# If you go into heat, package your plow.
# Don't be a fool, vulcanize your plow.
# Don't make a mistake! Muzzle your plow.
# Sex is cleaner with a packaged plow.
# Never deck her with an unwrapped plow.
# No plow, No love.
# Don't be in such a jiffy, cover your plow.
# AIDS is no joke, be sure to wrap your plow before you poke.
Here are some Plow Protectors for those of you how are plowing out there!!!!
For those who like their plow in a variety
For those who like their plows more sensitive
For those who like to plow together!!!
For those who like to plow with her in mind
And last but not least. Those with big plows!!!!
Above all anything else guys remember to plow safe!!! |
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Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO- What a Ride!" Unknown 
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